Posting one handed

im back!

2010-06-14T17:37:00.000-07:00

well basically what the title says. iunno, just feel like blogging again, u know, one of those up and down moments in my life. and yes, no more talking bout studies because im finally DONE. for 4 months that is. coming back on july 3rd/midnight so im kinda looking forward to it, at the same time no. cause im actually having fun now, its really ironic that the best time i have in stockton is when im already leaving, wow who would have guessed huh-_-, go figure. im working out hard, hopefully i get some results, doing like 300pushups a day minimum and a lil bit of jump rope, IM ACTUALLY PRO IN JUMP ROPE NOW WHAHAHAHAHA. relatively pro la, as in i-couldnt-jump-for-shit-2-weeks-ago-but-i-can-do-it-for-quite-a-while kinda pro. (Y).

another thing, my dad wants me to go to china and japan with him, yay for the latter, damn the former. but its bo bian bah, whatever my dad commands i must do, after all he did buy me my ticket back home and i gotta spend some time with my famil anyway. bad news is that i wont get to see skyekininkininkinkniniininininkins for 7-10 days and that breaks my heart :(. Ey rerve yew kinniekins. annnnnnd its on july 6th, meaning i spend 2 days in sg, and then fly off and then come back again-_-. lame right, at least i get to see chiobu. but see also cannot do anything. sigh, im too pure,innocent and loyal liao. bth.

true sign of brotherhood.

2009-09-19T13:32:00.000-07:00

brian says:
*PUMA swede
*boobs damn big
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*http://www.xvideos.com/video225064/blond_gets_nice_afternoon_sex
*this one good
brian says:
*lLOL
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*the bod
*LOL
brian says:
*WE ALL OF A SUDDEN
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*YA
*LOL
brian says:
*JUST SUDDENLY TALK ABOUT PORN
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*FUCK U
brian says:
*LO
*must blog
*cb
*this one true sign of brother hood
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*LOL
*FUCK
brian says:
*yeah
*solid sia
[ j u s t i n ] 2.2 says:
*solid hor
*knn
*i show u one beach one
*FUCKING HOT
*http://www.xvideos.com/video143269/beach_hottie_rides_dick

12 years bestfriends not fake de OK!

2009-09-07T13:46:00.001-07:00

yup......chances of coming back in jan are just about zero.

2009-08-05T08:17:00.001-07:00

thanks for the company everyone.

still emo:(

2009-06-01T04:15:00.001-07:00

what can i do, really.

2009-05-29T17:42:00.001-07:00

In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldnt change
I was lost, oh yeah
I was lost, I was lost
Crossed lines I shouldnt have crossed
I was lost, oh yeah
And yeah
How long must you wait for it?
Yeah
How long must you pay for it?
Yeah
How long must you wait for it?
For it

I was scared, I was scared
Tired and underprepared
But I wait for it
And if you go, if you go
And leave me down here on my own
Then Ill wait for you
Yeah

And yeah
How long must you wait for it?
Yeah
How long must you pay for it?
Yeah
How long must you wait for it?

Singing please, please, please
Come back and sing to me
To me, me

Come on and sing it out, now, now
Come on and sing it out, to me, me
Come back and sing

In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldnt change
And I was lost, oh yeah, oh yeah

weirdest fucking dream ever

2009-05-21T19:38:00.000-07:00

it was one of xinyi. which makes me think that i have a very unhealthy obsession with the ho. she was a killer whale, and it was like free willy where i would visit her and swim in the tank, LOL. and in her land form, she is some human sized millipede with a dragon lookin head and i would pat her head and talk to her about Canada, where she came from. She then turned into her human form and said she could only hold this form for an hour, she still had her straight fringe hair cut and ponytail. We then talked about french canadians and how americans always laugh at french canadians. weirdest fucking dream. ever.

2009-05-20T13:40:00.001-07:00

PLEASE. A ON ECONS PLEASE. ZOMGZ, I NEEDS AN A TO GET INTO UCLA PLEASEEEEEEEE

and 2 more days before i come back hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. cant wait to hug my skyekins. and if anyone tries to do anything to me other than pull my hair (which i will grudgingly allow since i have been a dick to quan and SOME peeps for quite a while LOL), they are going to get hit. that is all.

u know why? because i am da azn gangsta.

2009-05-16T15:22:00.000-07:00

Batman BEyond, setting women straight since it came out.

A man cant hit a woman? BULLSHIT. if she hits you, imo u have all the right to lay waste to her ass. feminists should start preaching that for their fucking rights, you wanna be equal be ready to receive equality in all its aspects

2009-05-15T22:39:00.001-07:00

funniest shit ever. look at him talking about gay sex in prison and trying to still sound straight and shit

2009-05-12T20:44:00.001-07:00

hair is reaching past my lip. yessss yessss....*rubs hands together*

2009-05-11T06:31:00.001-07:00

show me da moneh first justin LOL.

sexy voice for like.the first 12 seconds. TO ME.

2009-05-05T22:42:00.000-07:00

i know i very shuai la. even the wind cannot deny me of my handsome features

2009-05-05T00:08:00.000-07:00

I tend to worry about the intelligence of the human race on a fairly frequent basis, at least in america. When I opened up a nail gun (they should come in full auto), my house is under construction at the moment ( as a side note). I ruffled through the instruction booklet and came across an image that was fuckin funny. In the list of things not to do with your nail gun, was an image of one stick figure chasing another stick figure with the nail gun, obviously shooting him with nails.

After the hilarity wore off, I began to wonder just how many people chased their friends around with nail guns to make this illustration necessary. Then I started to think about natural selection. people do need to be purged... purge, i seriously like that word, sounds so ...fuckin religious-ish. like christianity often uses that word for all kinds of atrocities they commit like the burning of witches and shit.

anyway, the muslims here ( bear in mind im actually calling them muslims, because i respect them ) are so much better than the muds in sg. seriously man, this guys are the true deal. pray 5 times a day, even in school thats what u call devotion. what do muds in sg do? and over here they actually follow the quran, something which i bet 90% of the soil+water people we have in sg immediately do not qualify. plus they look cooler. genetics. purging is necessary. purging is necessary indeed. anyway this IS NOT TARGETTED AT UZI,NOR ANY OF HIS FRIENDS, FAMILY ETC ETC ETC.

2009-04-30T21:05:00.001-07:00

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

2009-04-28T19:37:00.000-07:00

just see the two vids bah lol.. i found it funny cause...well i always thought the second op for naruto was like the fuckin bomb.too cool and too good. ah the memories.

2009-04-26T23:41:00.001-07:00

eh just came back from tahoe. will update soon

2009-04-17T23:56:00.000-07:00

guys, i made half boiled eggs today. overcooked it by 2 minutes, and when i cracked it open and smelt it. it smelled like semen, lost my apetite. try it out btw. maybe u girls can get used to that smell, after all y'all be the ones taking it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. ok i shall stop being sexist now.

on to being racist
so i was just chillin with my grandma and with my godma too. and i was like
me:ahma, lu guo wo jia "or nang" huo ze china nu hai ni huey gan so mo
she then slapped me in my face and told me to never think about that again. LOL. MY FAMILY ROCKS BAH. i felt so proud at that moment. :)

2009-04-11T22:52:00.000-07:00

i just realised with my hair, i look very shuai. what to do. sigh. *shrug*

2009-04-08T11:24:00.000-07:00

went to the sacremento kings game vs LA LAKERS BABYYYYYY.. funniest thing is that, its in sacremento, and there were more laker fans. i got front row tickets:). 985 bucks a pop. ALL FOR FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and i saw kobe bryant close up too! number 24. if u ever seen the matches in basketball in tv, trust me, its alot different. everytime some one does a free throw, people are like taunting the fuck out of him lol. damn funny. and the sacremento dance team is ...hot. very daisy dukey hot. so yeha thats about it, lakers won by 20++ points. loading pics soon.

kobe bryant:D.

2009-04-06T19:28:00.000-07:00

six pack training. STARTS NAO.

2009-04-05T07:44:00.000-07:00

kinda fucked up that someone would be best friends with a person that molested you.

2009-04-04T20:36:00.000-07:00

diner dash. best game ever.

2009-03-30T16:33:00.000-07:00

i miss you....

SKYEKINS!!nat...ozy...quan...monica sweetheart(alfone)...hl..fred...yh....the rest of the chicks. pretty much everyone else too. EXCEPT JUSTIN CHANG CHEE KANINABU Bai GUO FUCKIN HUI.

anyway, justin is a fuckin lousy best-friend-for-life. didnt even get my coldplay autograph. and he blames it on the stupid company policy. IF U WERE MY BEST FRIEND U WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY AND SAID FUCK THIS IM QUITTING, AND FORGO THE CHANCE OF GRADUATING BECAUSE IT IS ALL WORTH IT. BUT NO. U FAGGED OUT.U SUCK, U OWE ME A PRESENT. I WANT YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY.

been reading alot of sun tzu art of war. its damn interesting la haha. and the barnes and nobles is just a 10min walk from school. so i just go there to read spiderman comics and war history. yes, if u havent realised yet, i am a very avid reader of war history. especially on the pacific war. good stuff. and the place gives out free samples for some starbucks-ish cafe inside there. who could pass off a free drink right.

exams are coming up right before spring break. which starts in a week. and im very nervous about my bio test, she didnt give us a proper review this time, and i cant afford to do badly. NOT EVER. other than that... my other classes are really cool and fun. religion class is with this white guy who spent the majority of his life in africa, so his basically blacker(in a spiritual sense) than the niggas in the class. and he uses racism alot, and for some reason, u just dont get angry cause of his charming accent and personality. damn, one good thing about america, they have really awesome teachers if u look for it. he was like, promoting the muslim club and was telling us about the "getting ur own personal bomb kit at the age of 13 etc etc"and about the japanese club where they teach u how to perform seppuku. I RurVE ENGRISH. sounds corny here, but itsfuckin funny with the way he says it. he likes to make fun of women,gay people and black people too. an A+++ in my book. and my drama teacher is a professional actor who acts with like the hollywood stars like liv tyler and joaquin phoenix, he met the ex presidents wife in person during a play as well. imba. instant respect. and here im wondering , why the fuck are u teaching in delta. and he knows alot of shit about the stars, such as britney spears is a spoilt brat and the reason why she broke up with her boyfriend was because her mother told her to. britney spears also cries every time before she starts her concert and has to call justin to console her. i love celebrity gossip. oh yeah, and oprah is an evil bitch behind the camera. keeps my soul alive u know, i cant take 5 teachers like gamarnik in a semester without contemplating seppuku.

another good thing about americas schooling system, is that theres this website called ratemyprofessor.com which basically is a website where students rate the teachers in their college. hey it might be biased in a sense that everyone wants a teacher, but its better than nothing right? and so far all the comments have been accurate. maybe u NUS peeps can go check it out, might have it there too.

im coming. may. see you then.

2009-03-22T14:34:00.000-07:00

wow there is a pretty side to america-_-. as long as u dont go to stockton.

some of the snow in sonora.

along the road in lodi.

and this is my monteray trip, we went to this place called carmel which was pretty cool. its like a....very cozy kinda town, no tall buildings, small shops, but they all cater to like..uppermiddleclass to rich mother fuckers kinda shops. no fast food restaurents, and there was an oyster BAR, didnt go in though:(. clint eastwood was the mayor there before LOL, and angelina jolie etc shop here. pretty damn cool! the beach was awesome, cause i think it was the pacific ocean? and when u look towards the sea u dont see any tankers or other huge ships like SINGAPORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, water is really clean too (AKA BLUE),and it was fuckin cold. was like soaking ur feet in ice water, it was that bad. it was a no leash compound too, that means dogs can just run around, and there were like, 50 dogs man, not kididng, made me miss skye alot. had italian food for dinner, which was the awesome.

this is fog btw

on our way there, chio right, thats just a reservoir i think. all pics taken with iphones, dont complainx.

random pics.

italian food.

some spotted dick

da beach. in my defence, the wind was bad, and i was cold,= bad hair.

this is but a taste, yh LOL. till u come bah

2009-03-20T01:40:00.000-07:00

first half of naam yi deuong ji keoung, now we can all sing along.

O hei o siu man chung long
Defiantly facing insurmountable odds

Yit huet yit sing hung yat gwong
Burning with righteous spirit like this red sunlight

Daam si tit da
With resolute courage

Gwat ji jing gong
With an uncompromising character

Hung kam baak chin jeung
With the broadest mind

Ngaan gwong maan lei cheung
With a far-sighted vision

Sai fen yiu faat ji keung
I go all out to make the country strong

Jo goh ho hon ji
In order to be a great hero

Mui tin yiu ji keung
Every day you must push yourself

Yit huet naam ji
The righteous spirit of a hero

bit sing hung yat gwong
burns brighter than the sun

Yeung hoi tin wai ngoh jeui neng leung
Sea and sky yield their power for me to gather

the last line here is the part where u say george lam stretches his vocals to the point of breaking, quan LOL.

2009-03-17T23:10:00.000-07:00

ah hu, rmb the times where we said we will go to the maldives for vacations. this is so totally the place man.
http://travel.yahoo.com/p-hotel-20924770-banyan_tree_maldives_madivaru-i-action-pictures-notgl-1

2009-03-13T22:56:00.000-07:00

just another one of those conversations that are awesome with justin.

[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
aarfi going to use my photog sklls
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
create another FHM
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
ill call it M18
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
all pornstars nia
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
nude pics
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
sure own
Brian says:
aarfi?
Brian says:
LOL
Brian says:
YAYAYAYA
Brian says:
OKOK
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
Brian says:
LOL U KNOW THERES A GRADUATE SCHOOL FOR PHOTOGRAPHY NOT
Brian says:
naam yi deuong ji keung.
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
good name
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
i only can pronounce ti and ji
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
Brian says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
yi*
Brian says:
LOL
Brian says:
NONO
Brian says:
I JUST RANDOMLY PASTED THAT TO U
Brian says:
THATS THE SONG NAME FOR WANG FEI HONG
Brian says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
Brian says:
SOUND LIKE SOME VIETNAMESE SCHOOL AH
Brian says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
YA
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
Brian says:
NGGH NAAM NGOH NGAH
Brian says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
I TOT HE VIETNAMESE
Brian says:
LOL
Brian says:
THIS IS FUCKIN GoLDEN
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
I MEAN THE SCH
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL
Brian says:
I MUST BLOG LOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve 38moredays. says:
LOL

hooray for humanitarians, who think that the niggers in africa are the only sentient beings suffering in the world. i wouldnt give a cent to charity anyway, i think they all have enough, i would rather use it on animal shelters and actually see more use in it. cmon, billions have been pumped into africa and things have barely changed. its obvious they are just fated to be at the bottom of the totem pole. its natural selection for god's sake, charles darwin reference anyone? and as much as i dont wanna say it, theres a reason why there werent many retards,gays and people with deformities in the past. why? natural selection obviously, its almost as if the human race is going against the very basis of natural selectio itself, maybe thats why society is dumbing down in the first place. ever watched the movie idiocracy? it explains it in a comedic way but its the message across.
anyway what i am trying to put across is that i find it frustrating that there are never enough donations to animal welfare organizations or the wwf. and people believing only humans have souls is just down right retarded to me to be perfectly honest. i mean dont they have the right to live just like we do, (cept for muds and ahpus, but im digressing huh). well this rant post basically was caused because a friend of mine was asking me to donate 12 dollars to a children's fund, and i said no, saying that i rather give it to an animal shelter, and if she did promote for stuff like that i would definitely donate. and she was actually pissed about that, saying that these kids need the money more than animals. well if their parents werent so fuckin stupid to go bareback when they probably cant afford a child, this shit wouldnt have happened wouldnt it. natural selection is doing its job weeding out the stupid. and i honestly dont see how animals shouldnt be gettin the money instead.
oh yeah, anyway one thing which i find really really irritating here is the use of other terms for several words we would have no qualms on flinging about in singapore. such as, handicapped, retard, and faggot. instead they use words like physically inclined, mentally inclined (or something with learning) and i cant remember the other word for faggot. sexually confused? i dunno. i seriously think its pointless man lol, after all when ur using.. "so..your son is mentally challenged?" isnt your mind thinking of the word retard. its not like removing the word would change your thought about things. like how i say african american but i still think NIGGUH. meh, whatever, after all americans are so sensitive about shit, all concerned about their personal space, and yet you see them mating like rabbits in a college party. oh yeah-_-, and i got scolded for using the word faggot while out with my friend, bwg bah, its not like i meant it, fuck. i like how it sounds, plus i was swearing at a coke can that dropped and hit my toe.

so btw, this thing has been troubling me for sometime, you know, when im taking a dump, and i decide to stay on the toilet bowl and think about life( all of you do it, DONT LIE). what would you do if u find out your future childs a retard. would u abort it? or let him/her live. i honestly think i'll let him die bah. after all i've seen parents taking care of this people till they eventually pass away, and thats no way to live for either of these two parties. people say we dont have the right to decide the fate of a foetus' life, well half of him came from captain brian semen, so i call the shots here, or the bitch is gonna get rihanna-ed.

sing LIVE YOUR LIFE SOMEMORE LA, fuckin annoyin voice, geh geh jamaican accent. maybe thats why chris brown beat you in the first place. not that i support his actions,but hey the receiving end was not someone i liked anyway. HAHA. i know u will find this funny ah hu!.

coldplay is supergood LIVE LA. his voice, just sounds like he really means it when he sings the lyrics, like songs such as the scientist and in my place. its magical that the crowd sings along, i always love that. fix you is the most awesome, guy berryman just gives a very epic feel to it when he plays his guitar part. btw justin, if coldplay really is having a concert u better get me tickets, i will suck ur dick. or just give u money to buy it for me. big props to alfone for really intro-ing this band to me.i didnt like viva la vida album...i believe piano driven songs were their forte really.

ps: i need to delete umbrella off my play list because my friends are giving me funny looks when they scroll at my songs

2009-03-09T19:56:00.000-07:00

why are there so many anorexic looking girls here with backbreaking boobs. its...physically impossible that they can keep their back straight! im talking about..... 155 cm with dd tankers. LOL.

talked to my counselor... and she said bobian, i have to find a way to get all 3 classes in fall, because these courses arent offered in summer. im thinking of getting permission from the professors to let me overlap the classes and take the exams at different dates. praying bah. i think it might be possible if its overlapping on certain days and not more than half an hour. seems probable. which means... chances of a summer holiday for me is very high, its just that im thinking about my future in college more... its a headache, i can transfer by december to UC IRVINE which is in the OC, and 10 MIN FROM NEW PORT BEACH HAHAH CAN U GUYS BELIEVE IT. CALIFORNIA HERE WE COMEEE. but the problem is it can only happen if i can get my classes next semester in the first place, additionally, the teachers have to allow me to overlap class schedules, and i have to secure at least b's inorder to transfer. please please god, i will believe in you if u ever fulfill my wishes. i dont want to spend fall and next spring finishing 3 classes, neither do i wanna spend this summer taking classes that could be taken all at one go in fall semester. PLEASE GOD. PLEASE. i will make a negro sacrifice to u at the crack of dawn and offer his still beating heart on a silver plate for my offering every morning

btw... fashion advice that i think works great on ladies. wear cardigans. it works wonders, its a big thing here, and i dont blame em cause it is such a great look that u can wear anywhere.of course u need to wear something appropriate inside la, not some lame little miss or mr shirt. a nice tank top would be sweet. actually just putting on a 2nd top or jacket is perfect, it makes u stand out anyway, since singapore is pretty much a "one top" kinda teenage society from the way i view it. the guys there are trying the Chuck Bass or Dan Humphrey look recently have u noticed HAHAHA, either that or screen t's. its pretty sad that i used to wear alot of screen t's .oh well i grew outta it. and i still think my jesus shirts are awesome. SCREEN T'S FTW, ONCE IN A WHILE, NOT EVERYDAY.
foundation is important! im saying this, as i am assuming that there are even girls reading my blog still-_-. btw hu, u dont need blush, ur cheeks are too awesomely imba-ly mampat already, one of the many things i have also been bestowed upon only for it to be fucked by my overwhelming manly hormones. thats how i like my girls, and i assume my taste it fantastic and awesome,so y'all should follow my advice.

AND BTW PEOPLE. SUMMER CLOTHES ARE OUT IN STORES IN AMERICA. with very very cheap discounts going on. u want anything, send a picture and i will grab it for u, provided u pay me back of course. im talking dirt cheap. like $10 per shirt cheap. $20 cargo pants cheap. $23 dollars banana republic sweater cheap. $30 dollars 501 levis jeans cheap. now do u wonder why i have so many levis jeans since i came here lol.

ps: MY GRADUATE UNI WILL BE 10 MIN AWAY FROM NEWPORT BEACH. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. and im jumping straight to the 3rd year programs :) which means im starting my majors straight away instead of doing general electives. sexyness.

2009-03-06T19:19:00.000-08:00

wow. u only need a bachelors in any degree to apply for med school.
1 year chem , 1 year organic chem, 1 year physics, one year bio and 1 year calculas. need to read up more on this HAHAHA. ah well i will still need...2-3 years plus anyway.

2009-03-01T15:07:00.000-08:00

it seems like im standing like a fuckin girl in these pics man

went on a 3 day snow trip to sonora with friends to get wasted and stuff. it was quite fun la haha.. after all it beats staying at home...it feels really weird now though... the fact that im quiet and it would be so much more different if lets say.. it was in a singaporean environment. but still im adapting? i just tend to be shy. can u believe it, me SHY. ARRGH. i wish i knew how to talk to people in america like how sociable i am in singapore. lol. anyway i didnt bring my snow shoes so i pretty much had snow in my feet all fucking day. it was hell dude. fuckin hell.
and btw nat! if ur reading this, u shud try khalua +vodka+ cream. its really good, really really good, in shots. and people were doing Carbombs where its basically u drop a shot glass full of whisky into a cup of beer and u drink it. seems really interesting. oh yeah, and there were 2 cartons of beer, and like 10-12 bottles of alchohol, thank god i didnt drink so much, but the others did. and i think my friend had sex with his girlfriend everynight while i was there LOL,PLAYA.

so, while i was there, i kinda realised how open people really are with sex. i mean i had some doubts in the back of my mind whether it was true whenever i watch chick flicks. buuut damnnnnnnn girls here openly talk about how sex is like with their boyfriend with his boyfriends friends DAMN IMBA. and stories about friend videotaping girls while they fuck, with permission of course. definitely paints a very.... interesting picture about sex here. oh and in addition, girls here actually ask their boyfriends whether they can have more sex, and my friend is so burned out that his dick has scabs. mannnn. envy, but i might think differently if i was really put in that situation.

2009-02-21T15:44:00.001-08:00

50% chance that im not coming back for summer. made a big big mistake with my choice of classes to take this sem, should have squeezed in my calculas 2 instead of taking another GE. unfortunately, i thought finishing my IGETC was more important, but it dawned upon me yesterday with the meetin with my counselor that....the 3 remaining classes i need to take to transfer: organic chem 1b, zoology 2 and calculas 2 are usually scheduled at the same time slot, so if i were to attempt to take all 3 next sem...i would most likely only be able to get 2...which is retarded because i already fulfilled all my credit units so ...wtf i will be wasting 2 sems taking 3 FUCKIN CLASSES?!!! if i had taken calc 2 this sem, instead of another ge, i could have simply taken another flexible time slot ge class next sem and this problem would have never arisen... soo...yup.. sucks to be me..especially since im already done with my IGETC, and only need those 3 classes to satisfy both my unit requirement as well as my pre reqs for bio major. irony was that i dropped out of the calc 2 class this sem...cause i thought i could have just taken it the next sem, and i dont wanna take it in UC cause this teacher is good. ARRRGH FUCKING CHRIST. 3 sems is a damn good record for transferring to a science major lor...now it is most likely 4 unless i choose to take summer courses. so guys... i think i just might do that if the oppurtunity arises. will be having more talks with my counselor soon, so will keep you guys updated. i deserved my summer breakin singaporeT.T i regret dropping calc 2 so much now.....or i would be happily doing my homework awaiting my 3 month trip back in singapore. fuck.

*does the "platoon" movie pose in agonizing fashion"

2009-02-18T15:39:00.000-08:00

i had a super super random dream.... where alfred was speaking fluent teochew to me, and about my family stuff... only to realise when i woke up that my dad was talkin to my aunt in teochew and about family stuff. damn weird man, its like.... outside occurences can seep into my brain when im dreaming.

anyway watch this without tryin to laugh

2009-02-08T23:40:00.001-08:00

mampat and juicy. just like xiao long bao.

see from one minute onwards.imba. major respect

2009-02-03T12:17:00.000-08:00

who says im racist. like yinghui, i love black people.

and to hl: NINPO-ILOSTMYCAMERANOJUTSU, TRANSITION TO NINPO-FREENIGHTSAFARITRIPNOJUTSU, COMBINED WITH JUSTIN NINPO-FREEBNJSNOJUTSU.

anyway this is what im eating for lunch...10 wings and a pound worth in fries. pound as in the weight. crazy huh:D

2009-01-26T23:38:00.000-08:00

im getting used to america. glad to say im actually enjoying it now. ALTHOUGH THE WORKLOAD IS STRESSING ME UP.

2009-01-21T16:40:00.000-08:00

i just rejected a request to go for a sacremento kings NBA game vs the washington wizards in sacremento, and ITS FRONTSEAT TICKETS GOING AT 985 DOLLARS PER SEAT.ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I BETTER GET ALL A'S FOR MY GRADES FOR THIS SACRIFICE

on another note, watch this clip.the musical score... is imba

2009-01-20T11:21:00.001-08:00

just had a conversation with my Ahma about my dad, and it kinda got me pissed off with the world. I think my dad's too nice, maybe there really is karma and because of that he is successful, but still he shouldnt be THAT nice. Like rehiring people who left the company just because they gave the " i have a family to support, and my wife will divorce me if i dont get a job" excuse when they made their stupid decision in the first place. In addition he hires useless " Family " members, as well as lend money to friends who eventually run away with it, and its not like pocket change man, its like fuckin 60-100k in total. ticks me off that my dad doesnt want to sue them now, just because they have a family and cant afford to pay back, like who gives a fuck,running away like a sackless pussy. i would run them to the ground along with the lives of their pathetic children. I wonder, can I still sue them? i would really love to, there are some people who dont deserve pity in this world and all of these fuckers are included. well this was like 10-20 years ago and my dad already realised his mistakes and wisened up, but still, its very infuriating, money is still money, and in this dog eat dog world i believe my dad should be more ruthless. Well i hope Karma really exists in this world, cause my dad deserves some good karma. 60-100k man, that figure just ticks me off.

oh yeah, do you guys know this actor called henry heng, he usually plays all those kinda father gayish figures in singapore chinese dramas, his my dads step brother, and on the day my grandfather died, he actually had the nerve to try and borrow cash from my dad. imagine this, they never once talked before this occasion and he had the nerve to pull that kinda shit? Worst still, my dad paid for all the funeral services when my grandfather was the dick who didnt give a shit about my family. i would have just dumped his corpse in a corner and let the government deal with his body. i hope i didnt inherit any of his crappy genes. good news was that my dad fucked him over for that, and i got a picture with the gao xiao xing dong actor he brought along anyway. so anyway, the next time you see him, know that he is a pathetic loser who didnt even have the heart to pay for his own fathers funeral.

so yup. rant is done. and im gonna have to study for my biology class in 2 hours because the professor is strict as hell.peace!

Ayds commercial

2009-01-17T13:35:00.000-08:00

2009-01-15T10:19:00.000-08:00

very demoralized at the moment....cause i just realised that i might have to spend another year in fuckin delta college because im a science major. well the way things work here for a foreign student is that u have to fulfill a certain amount/type of classes thats listed in IGETC which is the fulfillment list to transfer to a UC. the thing is, on top of that, you have to fulfill other classes in order to START your major when u transfer. for most majors, taking the Major related classes will satisfy the IGETC classes as well. UNFORTUNATELY SINCE IM TAKING PHARMACY, IT DOESNT. SO ONTOP OF THE IGETC CLASSES I HAVE TO TAKE, I HAVE TO TAKE 2 MORE CLASSES OF BIO, 1 MORE CLASS OF CALCULAS AND 2 MORE CLASSES OF PHYSICS . the gay thing is, if i was taking something like...sociology for my major, i would be able to transfer to a UC this fall, but now i have to fulfill the igetc classes AS WELL AS ALL THOSE SCIENCE MATH CLASSES.ARRRGH, AND I WOULD HAVE ALMOSTFINISHED MY IGETC CLASSES THIS SEMESTER NOW CAUSE IM TAKING LIKE 7 CLASSES THIS SEM. actually could have taken 8...but i dont think i can handle that kinda stress lol.after all its fuckin university, and i never learned all of this classes before, so no advantage. Im already finishing my IGETC in half the time other people would do it, but the science major thing is a big let down bah. it probably means i have to do the standard 4 year route for my degree.sian. i thought i could do it in 3 la. maybe the UC will let me do the classes there but i rather not waste the money. will be uploading the singapore pics soon!

2009-01-14T08:32:00.000-08:00

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Shattered-OAR

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
With or Without you-U2

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Baby give it up- KC and the sunshine band

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Dream on- Aerosmith

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Over my head- The Fray

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Hey Jude- The Beatles

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Because you loved me- Celine dion

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Gangsta's paradise -Coolio

WHAT IS 2+2?
My Valentine - Martina Mcbride

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Kryptonite- Three doors down

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'll be there for you- Bon Jovi

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
This year's love- David Grey

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Be Yourself- Audioslave

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Elevation-U2

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Spy hunter- project 86 ( LOL ALFONE)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Yellow- Coldplay ( OMG TOTALLY ME)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Have a nice day- Bon jovi

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fly Away- Lenny kravitz

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I will always love you - Whitney Houston

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
MY way - Limp Bizkit

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
DAre you to move- Switchfoot

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Love lifts up up where we belong - Joe cocker and jennifer warnes

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
beauty and the beast - celine dion and peabo bryson

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Morning- toshiro masuda

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
cant u feel the love tonight

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Im gonna be - the proclaimers

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Wonderful-Everclear

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Kiss from a rose- Seal

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Always- Saliva

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Let my love open the door- pete townshend

2009-01-13T06:17:00.000-08:00

updating soon, sorry its just that its the first 2days of school and i have way too many things on my mind right now, like whether i would get into my classes and stuff.I REALLY HOPE MY ANTHROPOLOGY TEACHER REMEMBERS THAT SHE SAID SHE WILL ADD ME CAUSE I FORGOT TO GIVE HER MY NAME BEFORE LEAVING. AND PLEASE LET ME GET INTO FILM STUDIES LATER THIS MORNING.POOF.

2008-12-20T12:58:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-RjyIHag4M

LOL FUCKIN WATCH IT PLEASE, ALL NARUTO FANS.ITS SASUKES VOICE IN GERMAN,SOUNDS LIKE A FAGGOT. EH IM LEAVING TOMORROW AT 6AM, BUT TBH I DONT KNOW THE TIME DIFFERENCE, ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY DAD TOLD ME IM ARRIVING MONDAY MIDNIGHT

2008-12-19T00:20:00.000-08:00

EXAMS ARE OVERRR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. finally, finally i can start anticipating the day i touch down in singapore, yes i cant wait, first thing im gonna do is chiong tai hwa bakchor mee, and after that hug my darling little skyekins and kiss him. ANYWAYYYYYY I THINK I Aced my finals, i know i got 4 confirmed A classes, so chemistry PLEASE DONT FAIL ME, JUST GIVE ME AN A, OR AT LEAST A B. IF I GET C IT WOULD BE SO EMBARASSING AND STUPID THAT I WOULD KILLMYSELF. no i ,I KNOW I WONT GET A C.CAUSE I LEARNED ALL OF THIS BEFORE AND IT WOULD BE TIME CONSUMING AND LAME TO REPEAT THE CLASS AGAIN, ARRRGH THIS IS KILLINGME. but i did ok on the final..... unless she had different possible answers for all her mcq...grr the pressure. anyway if u want me to buy u guys stuff, i suggest u do so now...cause .. i didnt wanna play favourites and buy stuff only for certain people. in addition,i will be in japan for like an hr, so if u guys want any important things like food, dolls, trinkets or hentai feel free to tell me.

i will be arriving on 22nd of december midnight...so......ahem. ahem. OMG THANKS GUYS THATS SO SWEET OF YOU, COMING IN FULL FORCE IN THE AIRPORT TO SEE ME. jokin, my dads picking me up anyway, unless i can just ask my dad to pick up my ahma and we can go party??? *spastic energetic face* unfortunately im leaving on jan 12th morning...so lets make the best out of the time we have!!! mahjong lets go.
ok, one more thing, if you guys want clothes, this is kinda hard to cover. shops are selling winter apparal right now so unless you wanna be wearing alot of hoodies or thick woolen shirts i suggest you just request for something else. i TOLD YOU GUYS, ASK FOR STUFF WHEN I WAS HERE IN AUGUST, DID ANYONE LISTEN..noooOoOooOoOO. well peace ! CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU SKYEKINS.LOVE YOU.

the joy i am experiencing right now,is equivalent to the joy i got when i found out the name of the chick in this picture.
take a look at those bazzomzahs.

2008-12-13T16:48:00.001-08:00

fuck allen gamarnik.

and on brighter side of things, happy bday jacq

2008-12-05T02:44:00.000-08:00

brian says:
try space docking leh
brian says:
then tell me what its like
brian says:
OI
brian says:
NICE DOA
brian says:
DAO
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
wads space docking
brian says:
u shit in her vagina
brian says:
and fuckit
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
..
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
FUCK LA BRIAN
brian says:
LOLOLOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
i gonna block u
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
bye
brian says:
OR U GIV EHER A CLEAVELAND STEAMER
brian says:
WHERE U SHIT IN BETWEEN HER TITS
brian says:
AND FUCK IT
brian says:
OR
brian says:
U GIVE HER A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
brian says:
WHERE U CUM ON HER FACE
brian says:
AND PUNCH HER NOSE
brian says:
SO THE BLOOD AND CUM LOOKS LIKE A SYRUP

justin has gone offline

2008-11-25T17:49:00.000-08:00

i think it works

2008-11-20T16:38:00.000-08:00

updated

so its been a while HAHHA. i can blame this on me gettin wrath of the lich king. which is truly awesome now, cause i am finally taking my time to level instead of rushing through 10 levels. warcraft lore is pretty nice to read through ya know.

oh yeah....i got a 68 for calculas test...i feel damn pekcek la, cause 1/3 of the marks was from one question, where i did the first step wrong. so gg .cb, and for all my papers whether they were chemistry or calc, i dont even need to study to get an A, ITS CAUSE I WAS CARELESS.... and my 95 average drop by 5 % which is super lame cause i worked hard to get that average all the way up so that i could have an easy time in the 30% final exam.knn now have to make sure i get an A for the exam too, its damn frustrating la, its like u do super well in 4 exams, then u get fucked in the ass for the 5th one. next wednesday test i must OWN. as for chemistry i got a middle B, zzzzz last few chapters so fuckin hard.plus one mcq question is 6 marks, which i think is ridiculous... but im tryin still to get an A. i seriously thinking of another major to focus on, and dermatology seems like a good major to pick. easy, and u earn so much money. i guess i will just get the rest of my general ed classes done before gettin on with my major..

last week i spent 6 hours writing my term paper for linguistics on the subject of singlish, and since i speak singlish, I CAN BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH AND SHE CANT SAY IM LYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. with the fact that my Calc and Chem are very shaky-ish A's. i have to make sure the other 3 subjects MUST get A, so that i can make sure i can still save my calc and chem. so im doing all my shit done before thanksgiving. anyway, for english i have like.the entire huckleberryfinn book to read, write a summary over, and do lie 120 comprehension questions. this is...very...torturin in the fact that everyone says shes an easy teacher, and that u can get an A without handing in homework, but who knows? maybe she changed this year? maybe this huckleberry finn thing is damn important to her? so im not sure whther i shud take the risk and skip doing this crap. i mean seriously, who the fuck reads huckleberry finn, its the story of some redneck country boy whos parents were probably closely related, and this runaway nigger.

i was at the gym on tuesday when something damn funny happened. i was walking near the counter to the free weights section, when someone threw like a bundle of firecrackers into the counter. so obviously when it bombed, i thot someone had a gun or something and started shooting at people. so i bolted. and then realised the truth..zzz well it was really convincing at the point, cause women were screaming and shit. but who the hell would go into a gym and start shooting people when its a palce full of buffed to hell guys. i actually didnt move for a while when the firecrackers went off, caus ei wanted to see whos shooting WHO lol. now imagine if there were really guns, i think i would have died first bah. been tryin to work on my arms abit now...and im still lazy to work on my six pack..zzzzzz very boring la stomach muscles.

i been checking farm sex recently, just the pictures mind u. damn disgusting la, its like horse and dogs boning girls and their like totally enjoying it. and its like..BULLDOGS, WITH THAT KINDA UGLY FACE AND SHIT. and the girls were pretty hawt too..jesus christ. alfone and i enjoyed a few moments of comedic pleasure when i told him to urban dicitonary : strawberry shortcake, and cleaveland steamer. go try it out:D, and justin i still believe u like my fetish. its good. tasting is very good.

lastly, i seriously hate malays to the core now. if i see a nigger or a malay and i had a gun, i would fucking shoot the malay. their a bunch of lazy fuckers who have no talents at all. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF UZI, HIS FRIENDS AND HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND ANYONE HE CARES ABOUT. the rest can fuckin DIE. i had this family member, emphasise on had, because anyone who marries a malay aint family to me. that married this malay man who had more than one wife, u know. mud rape malays need to mass reproduce cause they half the brain we chinese dudes have.so now the malay faggot is threatening the family to get him a mercedez or his gonna take their daughter away from them.AND THEY ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THE CAR. LIKE,WTF ARE U REALLY THAT STUPID, HOW CAN HE EVEN TAKE THE DAUGHTER AWAY, THERES SOMETHING CALLED FUCKIN DIVORCE??AND ISNT THIS A CASE THAT U CAN REPORT TO THE POLICE?fuckin dumb family members, thank god they were not my immediate family..some where very far off the family tree. aka, dispensable. they have a child too, but i wouldnt even regard it as human. fuckin pig cock sucking malay cheebai. i find it funny though, cause i can make this the most racist indian/malay blog ever, but singapore wont be able to arrest me. CALIFORNIA BITCHES1

anyway 1 more month tosingapore, cant wait. love u all.poof.

2008-11-08T00:57:00.000-08:00

permit test passed. gonna be able to get my license in a month. someones driving mercedez in singapore soon:D

brian discovers something!

2008-11-05T19:59:00.000-08:00

humanites test yesterday, was quite easy i think but i dont think i can get a 100 cause there weere some questions that i was not clear with. u know..the kinda mcq where they give u a list of choices, and the last choice is, all the above or A&C. i think i got tricked.fuck. short answer wise i shud be ok bah.

oh yeah and for my amazing observation, i found out that when it gets terribly cold here in school, i get HARD ONS FOR NO REASON.its as though....my body is transferring blood to my penis to save it from dying or something.it doesnt help that it happens when im WALKING TO CLASSES. and when i push my cock down to hide it my legs get numb LOL. justin u would know bah. my fellow dumper.

did i say there was this cute asian chick in class.damn shes fine.with the kitten face and everything, had a chat with justin about it and he didnt find the conversation amusing.i think his lying though, i think he secretly likes what im talking about.huh justin, dont u want them to taste it , LOL

i seriously need to find someone to gym with. somehow, i think im not pushing myself hard enough, its only when u have someone to work out with that u have the competitiveness and determination to pump harder. i am doing heavy weights la, just dont think its to my fullest potential due to safety precautions, today i tried to push the boundaries, and failed. ended up with the fuckin benchpress bar lying on my chest for 60 SECONDS BEFORE I COULD MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO SAY" HEY CAN U HELP ME PLEASE"KNN SO EMBARRASSING LOR. please someone, be my gym partner.

oh, btw maxe or chris if ur reading this, do u ever get shoulder pain when u do normal bench presses. its like, it only happens in my right shoulder and it hurts like fuck. but when i do other chest exercises it doesnt come out.its really odd and kinda prevents me from pumping hard during benchpress. and no matter what, no matter how long i rest, it hurts whenver i tried it.its damn weird la. i can do 45 pound declines np, but 45 normal i have super trouble with, and its not even the lack of strength problem, its the shoulder pain-_-.and one thing too, does ur fore arms play a part when doing chest exercises cause i often feel tired in my arms when i do back and chest stuff, and i wonder if thats my chest being weak, or my arms giving way.meh.

funniest shit ever.mag, justin.u will fuckin love this

2008-11-02T21:36:00.000-08:00

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/959872/

100 FOR MY MATH TEST IN YER FACE.IN YER FACE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chinese GOT A TOO WHOOOOOOO.anyway i heard justin got injured ah, eh u take care man, if not i come back how to party? or u let me take yinghui k, i got good use for her mampat boleh main-ish cheeks.

i take back my words for chemistry being easy here.its hard...and its fuckin hard. the oddest thing is, first 8 chapters are like..sec2-3-ish stuff, and then SUDDENLY CHAPTER 9 JUMP TO UNIVERISTY LVL STUFF, like wth, i knwo cause i nvr learned this in poly. and it doesnt help that fuckin garmanik automatically assumes everyone understands whatever the fuck she is saying, and moving on immediately. at least i manage to sweet talk her to have a private session with me this friday :D going through the midterm i was said i coudlnt look at. I AM THE BEST BAH

2008-10-30T12:24:00.001-07:00

haii guys...as the days draw towards december, it is a norm for me to once again, rekindle the fires of love for lord of the rings, and more specifically my hero aragorn AKA viggo the man mortensen..WHY IS THAT GUY SO HANDSOME.IT IS SO UNFAIR. it is mankind's dream to find the perfect human specimen, yet viggo mortensen is right there at the top of human perfection, kicking the asses of the human evolutionary tree. and can u believe his only 50, what a god damn hunk man jesus fuckin christ. im truely glad that peter jackson decided to replace stuart townsend for him..or i would never be able to chance upon such a man. i been readin up lately, and i heard that if viggo actually rejected the job,they were gonna offer NICHOLAS CAGE OR RUSSELL CROWE.like.WTF?can u imagine it...he would look like a god damn hobo tryin to be cool man. viggo embodies the spirit of aragorn, my HERO, MY KING.

his hair is magical in this. and it shows bearded girls.

viggo being a cool horse person.hsi voice is magical

lotr bloopers!!took me fuckin long to find them

and this is where miranda otto says aragorn is hawt.WHICH PROVES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.STARTS AT 2.09. " i first saw viggo i was like..omg! who is this guy? oh and his playing aragorn, its gonna be so easy to fall in love with this man. his a man of incredible integrity and he also looks absolutely smashing as aragorn, i defy all women who watch this film not to fall in love with him"

the charge of the rohirrem is super imba man.....the speech by theodon is ...the best in the world.beats ANYTHING.first part is the cut scene where the witch king owns gandalf,cut from the original movie.listen to the soundtrack when his giving the speech.really imba.

like wtf, this is stuart townsend, and this is his aragorn pic,fuckin ugly right.serves him right for thinking he could be aragorn, he spent 2 months training in newzealand only to be fired on the first day of acting without pay.IN UR FACE NIGGUH

i wish we asians could actually grow a significant amount of facial hair...because facial hair is so damn cool-_-...i wanna grow a beard already man god damn it.just like aragorn.

anyway on other news. im gonna ace my math and chinese.so damn easy man.and yes,alfone i will write a 1k rant essay if i dont get A's LOL. chem is hard now man, i cant believe i skipped class today, but oh well, i THINK i might have learned it before. i dunno whether i shud go for the halloween thing...cause wer going clubbin..and i dont have an id...bringing passport will be lame....plus..its all girls, and it will make me look like a faggot. i bought mass gainer today! cause i realise creatine is not enough...zz waste 2 weeks again, I ALWAYS SEEM TO DO THAT. but at least i got bulkier bah, now going for more muscles again WHOOT.

this song is really sweet. sang by annie lenox.
Into The West - Annie Lennox

2008-10-27T21:35:00.001-07:00

chinese midterm, math midterm tomorrow, both i never really studied for but i did work on for an hour.shud be enough.wish my luck.

im coming back from 21stdecember-january 11th. thats..21 days.GO ME!

been to germany china america phillipines thailand japan korea .I SHOULD BE IN TOURISM LOL.malaysia doesnt count la right..

TAKE CARE OF SKYEKINS AH ANDREW.IF UR READING THIS.

2008-10-25T00:34:00.001-07:00

i am fucking fuckin fuckin pissed off with my cb russian communist whore chemistry teacher.fuckin useless piece of shit, i hope she dies in a fuckin fire while i donkey punch her child to death in front of her eyes.
i found out i got a lousy ass B for my chemistry paper.the messed up thing?my section b full marks, mcq 60%. unfortunatly mcq is 60% of the grade and section b is 40%. the thing is, im not really angry over my grade, although im very disappointed because it was an A-able paper, its more of the fact that she wouldnt go through the paper, and she wouldnt explain WHY WE GOT THE QUESTIONS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.she just gives u the answer key and leaves. the thing is, WE DONT GET TO KEEP ANY OF THE TEST PAPER QUESTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO FOR US. i asked if she could explain or atleast let me take the question paper back so i could see howi got it wrong, because all of my mistakes were either math applied or formula applied mistakes, and due to the fact that the answers are all so similar u really do not know what went wrong unless u looked at the steps. WHAT DID SHE DO?THE WHORE SAID NO, AND THAT THE REASON BEING SHES GOIN TO RECYCLE THE QUESTIONS,AND THAT ALL THE QUESTIONS CAN BE SEEN IN HER PREVIUS QUIZES,WHICH IS A FUCKIN LIE CAUSE THEY DONT.

SO TELL ME,HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET THE QUESTION RIGHT THE NEXT TIME IF I NEVER KNEW WHAT I DID WRONG IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PALCE.DAMN CB IMBA OR.THE BIGGEST SLAP IN THE FACE IS.

c+ 0xygen---->c02

for carbon, identify the something la

a) oxidising agent b)reducing agent C)reduced d) none of the above e) one and more of those listed.

kk, so the answer is oxidising agent+ OXIDISED. so i naturally selected E.
then i got WRONG, AND I ASKED WHY. she said, CAUSE THE WORD" THOSE" WAS MEANT FOR THOSE LISTED ONLY,AND THAT I ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN CORRECT, AND THAT SHE APOLOGISED FOR MAKING THE QUESTION LOOK TERRIBLY BAD.I ASKED WHETHER I COULD GET MARKS FOR THIS BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT, SHE SAID NO CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO COLLECT ALL THE PAPERS BACK. ONE MCQ IS 4 FUCKIN MARKS, THAT GIVES ME AN A.AND SHES TOO FUCKIN LAZY TO TAK EPAPERS BACK AND REGRADE THEM.WTF IS WRONG WITH HER??!!!!!!!S
SERIOUSLY LO,chemistry shud be a definite A for me,and now that its gettin harder i need every mark i can get so that i can maintain my grade for future might-occur screwups.NOT LOSING MARKS CAUSE THE TEACHER IS LAZY.FUCK HER GAMARNIK.

and my calculas got 95, cause i sub in wrong value,cb...it was a 10mark easy question.the super hard question i got right was only 6 marks.cb wtf is this.must do well for next test this tuesday but its gettin really hard.same for chemistry, i must really chiong le...but seeing the teachers "motivation and concern" gettin an A is gonna be hard..

im going for party on halloween,and i might go cemetary or something...sigh another depressing thing about being in america and its fuckin school system...is that,in a totally unrelated subject..im losing my sense of humour ..or should i say MY SENSE OF HUMOUR DOES NOT EXIST. i cant be funny here, i dunno why but i just find...no oppurtunity to be funny..i cant really explain it? different culture, different sense of humour, i guess im too timid to really express myself? i mean what if i say something i think its funny in singapore and peopl just give me a u-are-fuckin-weird face here, cause i have seen hints of that happening when i do try to open up.and its hurting me really bad,because i can see like..friends identifying me as not funny, but thats like the total opposite of me la.fucking hell..even got called blend, and even though it was a joke, this kinda remarks are what hurt the most u know, its like reflecting my singapore personality as something that does not exist anymore, I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. i think i have a great personality OK, I JUST THINK IM DAMN POLITE AND TIMID ATM. most of the time when they give remarks which shw obvious oppurtunity to say something funny in return, i just end up smiling or nodding or saying "yeah...." as a reply...and the thing is, i dont even know what would be funny to say know cause its so SOCIALLY CONFUSING. i hope things get better for me, i mean its not like im being loner-ish..but i think i can establish wayyy better relationships if i actually CAN open up comfortably.

long post.poof.

2008-10-19T17:52:00.000-07:00

ever watched robot chicken?

and i found this funny...somehow...its the crazy looking illustrations

2008-10-16T20:15:00.000-07:00

oh mann this is so messed up la...i had a calculas test 2 days ago about derivatives and stuff.and it was damn fuckin easy.the thing was I SCREWED UP ON MY FIRST QUESTION BECAUSE OF CARELESS MISTAKE.i sub wrong value in WTF??!! and because of that my grade will probably be 92 already.which means im left with 2 marks for careless mistake or no A at all?omg im damn scard and pissed, cause i was supposed to super duper own this exam and make my average skyrocket but now i dont even think an A is possible..cbbb make me do careless mistake on 8 mark question why cant u give me 2 mark question to be carelss with.and the thing is its all this careless mistake thats dragging me down, even though i double check like fuck.GRR.

and for my chemistry quiz i fucked up too cause i was suffering from fever and a numbr of ailments while doing the quiz..actually i went all the way there just to go for quiz and go home..ended up gettin a 70..fuckin bad sia....its a C in america...cb stupid fever fuck y'all.chemistry midterm soon,MUST OWN.MUST MUST OWN, even though its like physics now..with enthalpy and shit,I CAN DO IT,AND QUIZ TOMORROW ALSO, BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI!

playing wow recently with ozy, knn always afk make me die, cb..i KILLING MOBS HALFWAY AND HIS EATING WATCHING ME DIE.THEN AFTER THAT SAY LOL.

english class today was weird...and awkward,teacher was asking how we had to cutback on since the economy is gettin pwned, and tbh i ddint really cutback on anything lol.its my fuckin 2nd month here what do u expect.then she was moving form student to student,cause everyone has to share, and i had NO idea that she was talking to me,cause her eyes were small and she was talking to another girl previously before shifting her attention to me,so she was just saying"so u cant go home as often huh,blahblahblah"and for 10secs i just nod and smile at her LOL.then i realise she was talking to me and quickly reply.i hope i wasnt rude lol.

lastly...i was in the toilet yesterday admiring myself in teh cubicle.school toilet,and this dude,rushed in to the other cubicle,PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHAT,IN 5 SECONDS,WIPED HIS ASS ,FLUSHED AND LEFT.i was like,WTF I HAVEN EVEN PULL DOWN MY BOXERS YET LOL.cb american people ,very loose anuses.

spent 120 bucks today on weightgainer.GIVE ME MUSCLE.

studying in library is damn funny,cause tracy is a super imba artist,and i always show my "pieces of work" to her,such as a damn fat and ugly pikachu as well as a depiction of a black man doing his homework in the table across us.we ended up drawing the black man as GORILLA CAUSE IT WAS SO SIMILAR.BLACK MUN LUK LAIK GORREELLLAH
anyway pics of stuff

me acting damn pro teaching

shes actually very chio if she doesnt smile so spastically.very hawaiin look.

veyr retarded smile.

one of my masterpieces

leanna's shorts.knn puts a girl i know to shame.and yes ihad permission.she was the one taking the picture.

2008-10-09T22:17:00.000-07:00

ohhh man what a bummer, chemistry is actually starting to get hard . worse still is calculas...its like he tests alot of stupid things like how do u find the derivative using the limit method blahblahblah.knn fuckin mafan leh.and unfortunately for me i just caught a flu+fever+sorethroat...on the coldest fuckin day of the week.i went to school for one and a half hours, only tofind out my remaining classes gotcancelled(i spent 2 hrs finishing my essay the night before too for english) and i still had to meet tina, so that was like...234234234 hours of waiting and walking just to keep my metabolism up so that i wouldnt slip into a cold induced statis just like walt disney, except that he was dead when that happened but u get the point yeah?damn suay man seriously, especially when i have a huge quiztomorrow on chemistry, i think im just gonna pop in class for like 15min and getout because i can barely talk at the moment.

fall season is here so its starting to get damn bloody cold, u know the feeling when u have to sit on a cold toilet bowl in the morning, WELL U DONT BUT IT SUCKS MAN.its an incredible mindgame where u have to force ur butt cheeks on the seats and not shiver with discomfort.highlight of the week,i spent like 100++ yesterday buying cool clothes and 2 starwars book .satisfied i guess.driving test is constantly being postponed, and i think im losingmy mass in the gym, i cant even do 30 pound bicep curls anymore, but maybe thats because i havent worked on my arms since i was here so meh, GONNA START NOW. have to look good in the new clothes i bought:).

btw if u guys wanna take skye out, just ask justin to ask i think my mum will definitely allow.but make sure in sentosa he gets alot of shade during the hottest part of noon and lots of water.and some doggy food, get him the caesar brand of foodtoo, just as a small treat because i knowhe doesnt like to eat his normal dog food when his out.dont get water in his ears, and make sure no fuckin bengs or muds or tamila try to touch him.ALSO MAKE SURE U SAY HIS CUTE AND ADORABLE, and rub his tummy cause he likes that alot, and try to make sure his on teh leash most of the time because u never know when some idiiots try to be violent when they see a cute dog heading to them. other than that, enjoy his company and the unstoppable torrents and waves of females attracted to him.peace out NIGGUHS

2008-10-05T22:45:00.000-07:00

so while u guys got to go for a cool ass chalat forking out 35 dollars, i got to go to santa cruz boardwalk themepark for my sunday off.it was really awesome, in the sense that scenic views and a theme park right next to a beach is something u will never see in singapore.unfortunately....my iphone ran outta batt right when i stepped into the premises..retarded..
price of food is fuckin retarded.large fries= 6.00 us dollars. normal hot dog 4 dollars...and they give it such a fancy name,grand polish hotdog.can just say fuckin cheapass microwaved hot dog in a bun?but it was fun definitely and despite teh cold i enjoyed miself, although spending the time with u guys in chalat would be way better actually, at least i comprimised.

i was just thinking today...and i remembered a scene at home which wrenched my heart.it was when i was sitting in my living room back in singapore and i saw skye lookin through the holes in the balcony staring at the people below, with eyes that reflected loneliness and the desire for freedom.he was just standing there, but somehow thats all it takes to enlighten me.it hurt me in a way that i couldnt imagine, its the kind of misery u feel when u realise by yourself that your not a good father/friend/blahblah etc. that feeling is odd, because unlike in other circumstances when u can push the blame to others, u KNOW that this was your fault..when i come back in december,skye is going everywhere with me. so to dog owners out there,really cherish your dog, it sounds cliche but its true, u will never really miss him until his gone.

Saw my reflection, covered in glass
How it reminds me of you
Broken like a vision, an unfinished season
Terror had struck me, but all I could see is your soft skin
And I wondered ..

2008-10-04T14:41:00.000-07:00

damn sian la...i dont get to go for mondays chalat hahahaha hope u all have fun...im gona be busy finishing up my homework during the weekend as well as watch gossip girl online LOl.its damn addictive,and blake lively/serena looks like michelle b in porno flicks. i feel abit depressed lately..and quanie says im being childish LOL, but hey thats me,its all about image.its like...lions.and of all things it has to be a skinny-myfacegotsteppedonwhenIwasababy-lion that ninjas my shit. its like, the magnitude of that shame and embarrassment is equal to a dog pissing on my face man.

on other lighter news im averaging an A for all subjects WHOOO..and i skipped my humanities class a few days back because i was too sleepy,and now i feel terribly ashamed of myself cause all the notes that given out are ones that come out on the test,maybe if i approach her in her office and request for notes i might get it, with my innocent demeanour. hey, it worked for english class,the proffesor adores me LOL.
justin says he wants to come over and study here,and he thought berkely was a crappy school LOL.

and i got my facts right la please

UPDATED:I just received an assignment to do a comprehension from the very bowels of satan's rectum.feel free to do it and tell ME THE ANSWERS PLEASE.BECAUSE ITS DUDE TUESDAY AND I SPENT 2 HRS JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER IT.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20010402/willis

1) in her introduction, willis states that HBO's sopranos series is a "meditation of the nature of morality, the possibility of redemption and the legacy of Freud." in the context of the overall essay, what does she mean by this statement?
2) what observations does Willis make about "self-consciousness" or "self knowledge"as a crucial aspect of our understanding of the sopranos?
3)according to willis, what does the sopranos tell us about contemporary american culture?why is the program, in the words of a critic whom the writer quotes, "a cultural rorschach test"?

2nd month

2008-10-02T18:49:00.000-07:00

so this is the 2nd of october,so it pretty much means its the 2nd month i've been in this shit hole.learned alot in this short timeframe, so heres the list i have compiled

-having low or sling bags are considered gay here,for guys
-black people are like the muds of singapore, or shud it the other way round
-girls are incredibly hawt in america, with boobs so big u wonder whether they have an extra heart just to pump the blood to those huge bombs of destruction
-if u cant drive when ur 18, you suck. thats me.gay.
-people are pretty open minded here,and tina reminds me so much of dawn.and veronica so much of mag.nostalgic.
-some people like to stick a comb in their afro to look cool,and shockingly it does.
-toilets in school really suck,the cubicles have a slit through and u can actually peek at the guy taking a shit
-people dont know how to aim, shitting on the rims of the toilet bowl,how the fuck is that even remotely possible
-i think 90% of the people here fucked before
-diet here gives girls big boobies.tested and proven

anyway justin, stop being a gay retard with ur webcaming with leanna u paedophillic prick LOL.btw,i pwned at dota and the guildofficer was like"U GUYS HAVE NO BALLS,FACE ME 1V1 INSTEAD OF GANKING"pussy, and im actually loosening up more now..kinda happy about it.
one last embarrassing thing, i failed my driving theory test twice....and now im actually gonna study for it b4 i go for a test this time.gay as shit.so paiseh lo,they mark it infront of ur face. i hang out alot of with tina,and people think we'r a couple.like wtf, at least i know when to back off, cant say the same for most people.lol,just friends bah,unlike fuckin chinhong, anyhow touch people and still try to act normal about it, bloody half brained mountain troll. went to macoroni grill today(italian restaurent)and got 50% discount cause veronica is a employee there.song bo:).anyway im hoping i get to go gym today,and not get pangsehed.if not seriously fuckin bwg...

been changing my diet recently,no more rice, just meat and protein based food, small portions and 6 times a day, hopefully i get a good change!my hair is looking alot nicer too:),yinghuiiii where have u been...got so much to share with u sigh..

PS:female drummers drive me crazy now.and i hate you, u know who you are, for breaking a promise.but hey, what right do i have now anyway.dawn u hypocrite.

2008-09-28T19:57:00.000-07:00

so yup..short post.went up to pleasenton today to celebrate jasmines birthday..yes yes..calm down justin,fuckin paedo. but in the end i slept the whole day there cause i spent the previous night watching GOSSIP GIRL ONLINE LOL.big regret,cause they went shopping and im really keen on buying some long sleeve t-shirts except they have a collar?dunno how to describe but i hope u get the picture.

BIG NEWS.SEE SATURDAY NEWPAPER. MY COUSIN JEREMY WEE IS IN IT,THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE IMPORT MODELS.SERIOUSLY FUCKIN PRICELESS GO AND READ.
shaun:yo
jamie:WITH THE GORGEOUS BLACK HAIR LA DUH
rome: okininam pangit
ozy: yeah i know man,i think i just wear normal t shirt,laugh at idiots who dress up
andrew:HAHHAHAHAH TOTALLY MAN SERIOUSLY BWG.

2008-09-26T20:14:00.000-07:00

so yyeah tbh i wont be blogging about stuff in school much because life there is pretty much the same thing all week.one thing that ticked me off is that my permit test got postponed..again..to wednesday, hopefully thats the final date caus ei really wanna start driving already..anyway it sure sucks that the drinking age here is 21 LOL,not like its deterring any 18 yr olds fromdrinking..and from what i seen, girls can drink here LOL.this one chick i was talking to drank a vodka bottle by herself,wtf right, but of course she got high but that feat is definitely respectable.hope people didnt run train with her half comatosed body.

i feel like a fuckin girl.i only gymed once this week.seriously.
been hanging out with tina and gang recently and yup, its fun,at least im doing something !right.?and one thing about america, they find every single fuckin reason to party LOL.like....halloween means party time.so yup gonna go for my first halloween party i dunno what to wear seriously.cant wait.

listening to fly away by leny kravitz

2008-09-23T21:34:00.000-07:00

my grandma almost died yesterday.scared the living shit out of me.well what happened was that she was at the dialysis center and at the last 5 mins of the session her blood pressure dropped incredibly low and she passed out.thank god for the ever vigilant hospital attendants that spotted it and rushed to help her.at least theres something good about america,and thats incredible service.it shocked me cause..well how would the day be different if my grandma did pass away yesterday, i couldnt really picture it in my mind, justin and dawn probably know how close i am to my ah ma even when i was still in singapore.so yup.. it got me thinking, maybe i should spend more time with her, she still has to live long enough to see her great grand childrin (EHHH EHHH :) ).shes the only person other than skyekins that has made me cried bah,to me that means something LOL.

anyway courtesy from rome, i managed to finally delve into the realm of www.whacko.wordpress.com, and i SHALL FLAME THE FUCKER.
i'll just summarize everything under his blog which i find terribly ridiculous.
im not trying to be mean.i just think its not fuckin possible, is there somehting wrong with that LOL.

Ten things I love doing:
-Licking whipped cream and Ben&Jerry ice cream off my partner’s parts. I’ll spare you the details here.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo:
-sex,----->bunch of lies.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy:

why do I have to bother doing anything when I’m happy? ZZZ. Anyways…
- make love
- Listen to music
- Lick whipped cream/B&J
- Rest my head against her chest and listen to her heart beat

Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

- Lick whipped cream off my fingers
- French kiss
- make out
- Cuddle
- lie in bed together talking
- bake for me (they always say that the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach)
- cook for me (see above)
- Let me rest on her <3
- Stare into each other’s eyes
- RP
- Handcuff me <3
- Have B&J together
- Whips <3

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-Have sex on a esclator (Did it in a evelator before, but never tried esclator)
-a MAJOR orgy party (the last one I had had only like.. 2 guys and 4 girls. pathetic.)

so yeah.the major percentage of readers are people who know this dude.AKA ERNEST YAP.do u think, what he is saying is remotely true lol..cause ..well im not generalizing man, but seriously if his gettin that amount of pussy i would be bathing in an endless shower of naked brooke banx's.so,wheneve your bored just take a look at his blog, its half an hour of nonsensical entertainment.

in other news im gettin addicted to gossip girl LOL.and my test today..well i hope i didnt screw it but i really made sure i did no careless mistakes and yet i got weird answers.prayin that i was right then.i need the A grade for this one badly.

2008-09-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

why do eurasians aka pan asians look so hawt?.Hybrid vigor. The first generation gets the best genes from each parent. if you want child to look hawt,fark an angmoh or a nigger. unfortunately even with this advantage in heriditery genes, paul twohill still looks like someone rubbed his face against a hot wall of acrylic when he was a baby.

why are chinese people obsessed over white culture and appearences?its called globalisation.because apart from widening the economy of countries, there is also a cultural change. and which country is the leading superpower in the media business?fuckin america,and thats why asian peeps are foolishly blinded into believing whatever that is white is the way to go.i would agree with peeps there actually,i love big titties,something asian chicks wont be...able to provide.and why do korean people go for plastic surgery,cause their the fuckin rejects of china,and korean people are dirty smelly people who do not deserve anything.same goes to paedophilic japs,only good thing that came out from there is food and sony playstations.with a few exceptions.unfortunately this is how the world is,and since i hate china more than any other country in the world,i rather asians undergo a whitening then follow korea and japan.countries full of hairy pussies.god damn.

2008-09-20T09:55:00.001-07:00

i just found this incredibly funny since its from my family.
who knew says:
FUCKING HATE AUNTY FONG
who knew says:
DAMN BITCH
brian. says:
why
brian. says:
what she do lol
brian. says:
i need to force myself study
who knew says:
JUDGEMENTAL
brian. says:
ARRGH
brian. says:
why
who knew says:
UNAPPRECTIATIVE
who knew says:
FUCKING HELL
who knew says:
got lizard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
so ah jie ask me go help dem kill
who knew says:
i go in
brian. says:
lawl
who knew says:
i dun even knw where the fuck it is
brian. says:
funny shit
who knew says:
and she starts judging me and making negative comments
who knew says:
tt do neither party good
brian. says:
about what
who knew says:
i cant whack hard cuz like its at night right and everyone is asleep
who knew says:
ah kong sure wakes up
who knew says:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THE LIAZARD DO TO YOU
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
ITS ALso life rite
who knew says:
it deserves to live
brian. says:
damn funny la
who knew says:
its not causing harm
who knew says:
den she comment
who knew says:
im useless
who knew says:
liek a girl
who knew says:
den i whack the fucking thing dman hard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
den i said mai kao pei kao bu
who knew says:
and ah jie said dun be rude
who knew says:
-.-
brian. says:
SERIOUS
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
like if u dun appreciate my helpo
who knew says:
den dun ask me la
who knew says:
AND I DUN WNA HEAR ABOUT UR GOD DAMN COMMENTS
who knew says:
BITCH

who knew is andrew

im boring:(

2008-09-17T20:43:00.000-07:00

man i just realised im a very boring person here, not in a sense that i lead a boring life(which is still a duh),just that i dont ...really give out a very interesting aura. and that i can blame on being afraid to show my true charactor,because it may sometimes seem funny to others, i can easily assume that some people detest it as well.so why risk it..., its like...masking the beast within myself ,the very evil beast that hope some people's babies die but people still find it funny.the problem is this attitude aint gonna get me much friends LOL,well interesting and fun ones at least, not saying the ones i know aint that, its just that its better to have more-_- i cant hang out with 3 people for the rest of my college life, thats downright faggoty.sometimes i wish i had u, justin. would make life much much much easier,at least i dont have to bother being friendly.
so yeah what i been doign recently is studying, or shud i say tutoring,and tina thinks im a good tutor?so maybe i should start tutoring at school ,its like 10.50 an hour and u dont really do much,so im probably going for the interview some time this week.got my social security number too so i can take my driving test this week WHOOO.and they say u cant reveal ur social security number here lol?cause its like, reall important and u can be a victim of identity theft...big diff from singapore right, my fuckin id is s9071477e or big dealz.

i still feel kinda ticked off for my mathresults, after all i printed past year papers and did them,and i still got a fuckin lame 83....really damn lame lor..its like the questions whichi think didnt come out, did and their like 6 marks per pop.why cant derivatives come soon so i can farking kick ass at it.its like the teacher is spending the half of the semester teaching farking limits, which i didnt learn at all and thus= no advantage? zz.must study hard so i can play wow.

and i think my angmoh friends found my blog LOL.well hope u like it then,i never said anything bad bout u gals cause ya'all are the best!thanks for all the lifts home hehe.and the asian girl reference was regarding someone else

and heres this week on the life of brian in texas holdem

2008-09-14T17:01:00.000-07:00

this is on tao too.i just like it.and btw justin u owe me something.TAG IT.U KNOW I KNOW.
brian. says:
justing
brian. says:
go check ur results
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
lol
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
2.6 gpa
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
cb
brian. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wtf la
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
got two
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i dunno how i get C
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
serious
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
idiot oso wun get C one
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
SUAY
brian. says:
then u must be super idiot
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
fuck u

damn pekcek..lost a triple 5 hand to a triple 8 hand.so this is how i flame people

2008-09-13T00:24:00.000-07:00

oh my gawds i feel so disappointed with my results today. 83 for my calculas cause i lost like 15 marks on domain and range questions-_-..very lame lor, they said express the range y as a function of x,I THOUGHT U MEANT U MAKE X SUBJECT OF FORMULA AND SOLVE LA.isnt it?turns out u look at the fuckin formula and just find out the transition from there.bwg and its like 6 MARKS? and the sec2x=0 question turned out to be some lame n(pi)/2 shit wtf. as for chemistry i only got 90.5%-_-.....very disappointed too causei made a lame mistake about the mercury and lead thingy,it would have been like 95% la...safe A..now its a very very risky A.worst thing is some hei ren got 97..how can a hei ren get 97 and i dont.no more face to see the world ba lol

went to the movies yesterday WOOHOO..finally gotto hang out after spendin a month in this dump.was pretty coo,went to eat at moo-moos and watched the house bunny. tracy and tina's friend was pretty fun too.we went to this palce called macoroni grill after that just to hang out and her friend(veronica) paid for my check.felt soo bad..-_- have to buy her lunch or something the next time.OR IM NOT DEFENDING MY FAMILY'S HONOUR LOL. went to some place called java after that for coffee so it was pretty cool. sigh i wish i could hang out more, but my ahma keeps tryin to tell me not to go out la.super sian man..she thinks im gonna go out and get mobbed to death by the seemingly unending flood of bluck mon.hopefully her mindset changes soon?cause i got jio-ed for football game today only but fortunately/unfortunately i was sleeping?lol..cause even if i was awake i dont think my ahma will allow.she like."LAST TIME AH .NO MORE GOING OUT".zzzzzz.so yup, really have to thank them alot,cause they were like ferrying me around since i dont know how to drive,i really cant wait to get my driving permit man,seriously.but i dont think i shud give my blog address to peeps here, lol..its like..dual identity if u know how i usually act around strangers...wait, i usually act the same.FINE,k i am just really innocent here aight?maybe i can just do some mass editing before giving them the address LOL

pics from two weeks ago

place called armadillos

big ass cookies

really red sun

and i was bored.the school looks nice at times

2008-09-09T22:36:00.000-07:00

whoooo starting the day with a high note, got a 100 for chem quiz i think.and im currently studying for my exam which is tomorrow,gay thing about it is that you have to memorize alot of definitons which is very gay, but its like....50 mcq and 6 short questions lol so i pray im safe.i somehow feel bad,cause tina is doing kinda bad,and im doing well and i feel guilty in like...feeling happy in general LOL. i hope i do well for the exam,no careless mistakes here i come!

as for the calculas paper,im nervous:O, cause i really want/need that A grade for it or it would be downright embarassing,shud be ok la since i think i only made 2 minormistakes.

and for english class,im starting to get the gut feeling that im writing too much?or maybe the american system wants you to get straight to the point for reasons/points because the teacher gives me an 1hour to write an arguementative essay,i ended up rushing and not finishing the conclusion whichis like GG but she said i could just redo,i hope i do get a good grade from what she saw though.

saw a sight today,that kinda made me feel bad,was in the school cafeteria and this disabled white man with a beard(im very subsceptible and weak-willed to someone who has a nice beard and moustache) sitting on his automated wheel chair was looking at me and i smiled back,and he gave like a shy smile in return.only realised then that i do make fun of people like that at times ,well their fucking muds(mud rapes dont get angry uzi) but STILL, the way he expressed himself was kinda was already one who has low self esteem and it made a part of me die a little bah.

in other stories, i saw alot of roadkill today,like 3.all cats.is that a coincidenceor what.one had blood leaking all over and it made me think of jelly that u spread on ur bread.

if u ever want to raise a child,do not fucking raise her in america.why her,because it is a proven fact that raising a girl in the US while make her end up as fucked up as my cousins with absolutely no sense of respect and the biggest achievement one can make is that "omg im a freshman but all the seniors like me".so do not do it,listen to my words of wisdom,and please beat your child, but u know what,i dont have any reason or right to correct them so i'll just be a curious bystander looking at them spiral their ways to depression and problems.by the way,i realised that the scariest /whoriest/craziest kind of angmohs, are usually abc's? perhaps their tryin to disprove their stereotype of being nerdy asians and thats why they strive so hard to be hardcore whores?well thats my theory.whats yours.

my good poker game today that was finally screenshotted in the presence of justin.i won 7000.in a low stake table,the odds of that is like seeing haleys comet streak pass u as u masturbate in the toilet.

2008-09-07T15:11:00.001-07:00

I WON 5K IN TEXAS HOLDEM AND SAID FUCK U ALLAH.TOO BAD JUSTIN DIDNT SCREENSHOT IT THAT FUCKIN LOSER

i cannot be careless!

2008-09-07T13:50:00.000-07:00

hey hey people.lately i have been feeling abit emo man...college is easy but i feel my bane is really in making careless mistakes.i shud be gettin A's so i really dont want that to drag me down cause its very gay.alfone says its due to my charactor,well I SHALL CHANGE IT.MUST GET GOOD GRADES SO I PLAY ABIT OF WOW WHEN EXPANSION COMES OUT ARRRGH.its so tempting.its calling me into it again,like..the one ring...my precious my precious choucheebye,valdrane,porkikins and chao cheebye.all calling for me.

anyway school'sbeen a bore.but it looks like i have to start gettin serious really soon, have to write a term paper which is 40% of my grade and i have to do a research on the format,as well as studying more for my chemistry cause its like totally memorising and physics atm. math shud be a piece of cake la...i reall feel ashamed for doing such a careless mistake,its meant to be full mark paper man.PRAYIN I STILL GET AN A FOR THAT PAPER WHEN I SEE THE RESULTS ON MONDAY.

anyway this post is also dedicated to alfone.i knew u for 4 years man.sec 1 and sec2 dont really count cause..well i only see u when im with justin haha!one thing is for sure,if there was one guy who has a deeper voice than me in sec one,its this mother fucker right here.i really wonder though,my voice really that deep meh wtf.justin say like my voice break in p4?LOL.anyway sec3 was when i really got to know u mantalking and laughing at elvina during breaks or when im outside during mdm yeos class(DO U WANT TO BE THE WET BISCUIT ELPENIS.) and making her laugh while we make fun of sandy even though she keeps sayin "dont la its very bad leh"BUNCH OF FUKIN LIES. and thanks so much for the very personal man to man talks we used to have,from everything under the sun, and all the times when we studied together!hey didnt work for u but it sure as hell worked for me
all the the talks about.....hehehehhehe"OMG I HAVE NO MONEY,I REALY WANNA GO ON THE YACHT"WELLL..ON ONE CONDITION~~~and yes i know u were very irritated that all we talked about in alameen or bukit timah market was about porn nowadays LOL.BUT U ENJOYED IT U FUCKIN LIAR.GOD DAMN BROOKE BANX IS HOT
and you were the one who intro-ed me to coldplay and semisonic -closing time!i cant go around listing all the things we ahve done,shared and experienced but you and i both have it in our hearts bah.
so thank you for being a good friend man :)see u in december.i promise we will get wasted

ps:i know u want the spy hunter by project 86 in the album song to burn your bridges by.so please tell me and i will auto send u

grr

2008-09-04T20:40:00.000-07:00

grrrrrrrr yes yes i am very dumb,i made a careless mistake in my MATH EXAM WHEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET FULL MARKS.omg and everyday i keep thinking i made more carelss mistakes inside the paper so i hope the agony of waiting ends soon.
i had an english presentation,one that i was so worried for cause of my singaporean accent and i got an A-!!!whooohooo i knew the teacher liked me,oh maybe its cause im too good?or maybe simply because the person before was a vietnamese that couldnt speak english to save her life
i been gyming frequently again,and sad to say i can only do like 1/2 to 3/4 of the weights i used to pump. and i met my classmaet at the gym today,but since he decided to dao me,i daoed the fuckin mexican back.bastard go back and pick the white men's strawberries la.

cool thing is that im finally hanging out with people,and glad to say im having an ok time with it hahah!gonna go watch a movie soon with em so i hope its fun. embarrassing thing is that they have to drive me home but their fine about it.

anyway i got lots of pics to update so i will do it later?

i miss u nat.i miss ur confucius-ish advice in life

2008-09-02T21:53:00.000-07:00

ehh han hope u enjoyed ur mini bday song haha...promise i will sing it better next time-_-, it WAS very dark and family guy was on so we were distracted lol!

man ,the first 3 groups in english class did their presentations and they were such good speakers man,so i really hope i can still perform well.the teacher thinks im a very hardworking and good student HAHAHAA.i really am very hardworking in english class though-_-. humanities lesson was lame cause i slaved last night to finish homework only to realise i was doing THE WRONG REVISIONS OMG.
went over to my friends house to study math today...its damn easy la shud be able to get 100 lol..only potential problems are like...trig values and careless mistakes.GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA GET CARELESS MISTAKES.A+ HERE I COME IKUZOH!

heres a better song ALFONE.SINCE U SAID THE PREVIOUS ONE WASNT NICE.

2008-08-30T16:13:00.000-07:00

yesterday was good for me except that it was kinda ruined at night?iunno i'll get by,what i was chasing was a fool's dream anyway.

i screwed up my chemistry test big time man....its damn embarrassing.i memorised everything that didnt come out,and i forgot about a single page. SINGLE POWERPOINT SLIDE.that was worth half the marks of the FUCKIN PAPER.thats seriously damn gay bah,all my efforts gone for moot.there goes my 90% average.

and i found out thats its good to be friendly!walked up to some guy in the cafeteria and just chatted up with him.well guess i will be doing that much more often now whaha hopefully it widens my social circle.

i think im abit....shy and loserish atm u know.because when it comes with hanging out with a girl friend i dont even dare to sit next to her-_- and her sister ,i would just...stand there LOL.but it got better and we ended up chit chatting .
math exam next wednesday!presentation next thursday!and lots of comprehensions to finish up by tuesday!whooo to a fucked up weekend!!

i pee-ed in my pants a little when i saw this

2008-08-28T17:16:00.000-07:00

to wow or not to wow again

ok i am alive again

2008-08-28T16:01:00.001-07:00

happy birthday mag

and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.

alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.

so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.

chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN

english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny

math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.

chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.

linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.

well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.

i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN

im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.

anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.

2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq

this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is

this is how most malls look like here

and the sheer size of pizzas here.

justin this is how costco looks like

and my BACONATOR.

if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post

2008-08-22T20:39:00.000-07:00

aww man yesterday was soo soo so crappy.my highly anticipated english essay was returned to me with a C grade OMFG.FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW.it seems that arguementative essays here follow a way different format in the sense that everything we do back in singapore is anathema here.orrr..my handwriting could be a major factor to my grade but im just gonna feign ignorance haha.

math is startin to be a bitch too.not that its too hard.they just elaborate TOO MUCH.the class is called calculas,well it sounds more like graphs to me.thats all they do and the teacher explains alot of useless chapters like piecewise functions and all that kinda crap.what irks me alot is that we cant use differentiation in finding maximum or minimum values yet(i actually forgotten the steps though LOL) and thus i have to use a graphing calculator.AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT.so i guess i have to do some...."fitting in with the education system" studying.and i haven done my chinese online thingy cause i feel weird doing it online.guess i'll do it on saturday.

chemistry is weird haha totally weird.had a quiz today and half of it was on definitions which IS BULLCRAP.the rest was just sig fig and accuracy/precision tests so it shud be cake.made friends with this army dude who served in iraq so yup.BRIAN HAS MADE ANOTHER FRIEND.VICTORY.talked to the chemistry teacher today...about...alkene+water=alchohol....and she was like yeah..but we werent be learning that far in this syllabus.OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA.and i said...erm i learnt this in high school.she"well u must have learnt alot in high school"LOLOLOLOL.speaking of which i forgot how to find non polar and polar compounds.help please?

on ratemyprofessor.com. shes rated as one of the worst pieces of shit ever.reminds me of mr burns from the simpsons.dont you think?

"Her class is hard only because she doesn't know how to teach. She leaves problems on the board, and lets you work on it for 2 straight lab hours while she works on grading her paper because she doesn't wanna do it at home. The only time she actually taught was when the inspector was over at the class, no test review at all, not recommended."GG

celebrated uncle bday yesterday.ate pizza.that is all

and pics from my bday

thanks for all the chem notes and other stuff andrew.although i don think i would be needing chem now haha

BATMAN BEYOND

2008-08-19T16:04:00.000-07:00

Hi nyeeeeguhs!man english class is starting to get me worried.got our topic for our term paper today.and its got to do with who will this particular political figure vote for in the presidential elections,cant remember the name but all i know this is bullshit.wtf man why cant they give a better topic instead of some american bullshit which is totally uninteresting.i guess i shall say vote for the nigger.
its like 5 pages long,and i have to follow this format of writing called MLA.which i have no idea what the hell it is.looks like i have to do some research cause I HAVE TO GET AN A.

this another english essay today and it was a piece of cake lol.what intrigues me is that when u cant take two stands here when u write an essay.i always thought thats what the teachers in bbss always emphasize on doing.odd.and im trying to get the teacher for chinese to exempt me from online assignments cause it seems like such a pain.plus,the bloody text book and workbook costs 170 dollars wtf.i guess this is what they do when the economy is in recession,sneaky bastards im just gonna buy books online then.and a niggar talked to me today! he was like "u got paper on you homie?"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fuckin funny.

and another creepy thing is that NO ONE TALKS IN CLASS .NO ONE ,its like everyone is super intent on studying hard or soemthing like that.its scary

more pics

mongolian bbq

jasmine LA JASMINE LA HAPPY NOT JUSTIN AND OZY

AND ME

kanna scammed for kfc,just like that time from swensons

cute lookin cat,i feel like owning one

the trees look good at least

2008-08-18T21:43:00.000-07:00

3rd day of school!and im in trouble,i have no idea how to log on for my chinese online classes and i heard that i have to pass up assignments already!cant let go of my free A (YES ITS ELEMENTARY CHINESE).and i've been reading my linguistics textbook and not understanding most of it cause its just a chunk of words put together to give people the toughest time ever to study for a test.HOW WOULD I KNOW WHICH PART IS IMPORTANT AND WHATS NOT.
if i could describe it ,it would be a book whos papers were made from the dried up shit crapped out from the devil

went to a pet store and i felt all emo again:(.so i took pictures of cats and stuff!anyway my iphone is on the first floor and im too lazy to go up.so i'll just reupdate tomorrow.

listening to 500 miles by the proclaimerss

2008-08-17T10:21:00.000-07:00

sent parents off yesterday.and ended up eating at sweet tomatoes,a semi-vegetarian buffet -_-.but surprisingly it was damn bloody awesome la.half the place was meant for salads,and teh remaining half was full of pizza,soups ,muffins and icecream and baked potatoes.and u could get as much shredded bacon and the white cream u use for topping for the baked potatoes..mampat as yinghui's cheeks bah.

the rest of the day waasnt really that interesting so...meh.

and yes yes,i willtake more pictures from now on.like the dude that was popular once who chronicled his life through pictures and posts it online.

i just bought this book recently.it was a pretty entertaining read,it also troubles me how bloody horny and desperate girls can be,and how terrible some guys are.but mostly its about these stupid airheaded bitches.when i say horny.its really crouch grabbing ,deep throating,ear fucking horny.well most of his stories are chronicled on his website.he even has a wiki link, and a movie coming up about him.

www.tuckermax.com

so go check it out,you will find it pretty entertaining,especially you nat.HINT HINT.

2008-08-15T17:59:00.000-07:00

math class was....very..enlightening.he was teaching...functions....and graphs...and asking whats f (x)=3+sinx what would the range and domain be.THERE WERE LIKE 5-6 PEOPLE SCREAMING ANSWERS THAT WERE SO RIDICULOUS.they were pretty much moving up the numbers if they got wrong.so i simply enlightened them by giving the right answer in my super cool and calm voice.total silence after that.owned ,bitches.
after class there was this fat white girl dancing to lollipop by 36 mafia with her friend.AT THE FIRST FLOOR FOR NO REASON.god,america is weird

parents are leaving tomorrow.sad face.and i wont be able to see skye anytime soon.i miss MY SKYEKINS.love him so much.sadder face.

i suddenly feel very very very emo.about me not seeing skye...perhaps it was the long drive to my aunties house,perhaps it was because my parents are leavin tomorrow and i will be left all alone.but most of all its because this little cutiekins pretty much grew old with me.i already had one such experience already when my maid left our family too.she spent like 12 years in my family and i cried like a bitch in heat when that happened.i dunno how i would feel if skye dies without me being there.i WANT to be there even though i hate it that it will happen eventually.he means too much to me to be something of negligible property like"oh.just stuff him and put him in the cupboard"hopefully my dad takes good care of him.all i know i dont think i will be able to recover when the day comes.

:(((((((((.hope he isnt lonely without me.cutest boy in the world

SCROLL DOWN IF U WANNA SEE AMERICA PICS.

2008-08-14T16:57:00.000-07:00

first day of school! semi success!got all the classes i wanted except for chemistry WHHOOOOOOOOOO.the professor says that im 2nd on the wait list so its 50-60% chance i get in,which im banking on alot cause im not going for any more chemistry classes.the most i just give a pitiful front saying "BUT I ALREADY DROPPED ALL MY CHEMISTRY CLASSES BECAUSE OF THIS,WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW".time table is mon wed fri 1-4.tues thursday 8-2.which is quite a flexible time isnt it.chemistry seems to be a piece of cake,math is like fuckin basic calculas,and chinese shud be cake too la i hope.i think im aimin for at least 3.8 gpa this sem cause it is almost embarrassing for me to get anything lower than that.WISH ME LUCK.

didnt even really get to make friends cause...u pretty much finish class and u dont talk to anyone cause ur rushing to the other classes.and only saw like what.4 pretty girls?lol?is this singapore all over again?hahahhahahahaha.one of them was really pretyt though,like european sexy.and one blonde on the stairs was like ..MAMPAT BOLEH MAIN LA.

gym was horrible.not in the sense of equipment which was satisfactory,but the type of people.like...all of them are samoans and they love slamming the weights on the floor after working out.so i just stayed in a corner and did shoulder and triceps today.didnt want to push too hard u see.funny thing was they were also gentlemen in the sense that they lowered their music when an old woman came in to work out.

listening to-sokabasu by judy and mary

2008-08-13T18:52:00.001-07:00

alright....i think i sat so much today i can actually feel a blood clot in my right butt cheek man.spent 5-6 hours driving?like wth?and yes i will be posting pics today.

woke up damn early in the morning today just to drive all the way to sacremanto to look at the uc davis campus.which is 10000 better than ngee ann,thus being 500000 times better than delta college.WHY CANT I GO TO DAVIS MAN.the town of davis is 20% of the land is meant for local populace,the rest is for the university campus LOL.its so huge theres even a cow farm and a horse ranch along with a green house for respective majors to research at.amazing shit.

was on the way home only to find out that my godpa was checked into icu cause he has a blocked artery in his heart.so we ended up eatin at popeyes!

its hella cheap here man,fast food that is,its only like 18 bucks $sg for an 8pc chicken family feast and the pieces ARE SO HUGEE.

had to head to the hospital after that,just as an fyi,my godpa is also my uncle.the same uncle that said i cant stay at his house because i was a distraction but hey no hard feelings man.

went back to his house after and watched this funny as hell show,called g's to gentlemen,its about 10-12 black acting guys(or black guys)trying to find the error in their ways of following the path of the nigger,and tryin to change themselves to gentlemen.go google it lol..

driving home took another 2hrs cause of the jam so i started taking pictures of weird lookin people or weird looking cars.

if you couldnt see,its a car with teh right front door all smashed up and they were still drivin it omg....must be college students.

oh yeah and heres pic of the highway.those huge fan lookin things are meant for wind enery generators

oh and these are the rest of the pictures i was supposed to post yesterday

the house where im staying.

house i was supposed to stay in.along with backyard

an awesome looking house that was their neighbour.the house door was further in the walkway omgggg so cool.very hobbit-ish i dunno why.

can u imagine this houses only cost 1.3million sing...

and pics from the mall!

awesome strawberry cheescake.it was bigger than my hand.

super expensive and highclass chocolate shop where a single strawberry fondue costs 5 us dollars

and this is just to make alfred jealous.they cost only 20-30 dollars btw

the ones below are JIM BEAN AND JONNYWALKER LOL

do they actually have cards in singapore mourning someones death?im just wondering since it sounds too commercialized

and pics of my cousins.left is leanna the one that talks too much.right is jessica

i miss the times when i was in america,and its the last day i was gonna spend there.it was like...knowing ur gonna be happy in 24 hours time because ur going back to singapore where theres friends & family .and oh yes,SKYEKINS:(.how i wish i didnt take those cherished moments for granted.
remembered the previous trip.i was like eatin take away from wingstop.chionging 64 chicken wings with my cousins and heading to bed after that with no regrets.and shaking hands with my godpa saying thanks for everything and i will be back soon.didnt know soon was THAT SOON.anyway its a huge post.happy clicking.nerds.

listening to: starlight by muse

back to BLACK

2008-08-12T23:15:00.001-07:00

had an awesome american breakfast at my aunties place today(frozen food) and spaghetti with lobster LOL.took 45 min to drive there too.

jessica then decided to take me to the mall so i got myself some van's sneakers along with two american eagle shirts.yinghui u will totally dig it man.anyways my cousin suggests to me that i should dye my hair back to black and i was coo with it,so we had lunch at some philly steak sandwich outlet along with some awesome cheese cake .headed home after that to dye my hair,only to head back to the mall again cause this time my dad wants to buy some stuff.this is when the terrible mistake of the century happens for me.cause i actually agreed to go to a barber shop to cut my hair.omfg.omfg.omfg.biggest mistake ever,now my fringe looks way too short and i look like some chinaman who came to america to study english.my LONG HAIR WAS TOTALLY OK LOR.GOD I LOOK SO GEEKY NOW I CANT TAKE IT.plus i took sooo long to grow my hair out man..god....at least its abit layered now,thats the only consolation i have.so much for going out to impress on the first day of school.

anyway i got my itunes all set up already,but im just too bummed out to post pics atm cause i spent the past 1 hr transferring songs one by one from my ipod to the pc and the amount of clicking pretty much burst a vein or two in my right hand.

ps:justin i got my cousins myspace ,u fuckin paedophile.

mad tv bobby lee

2008-08-12T07:36:00.001-07:00

funny as hell.from andrew

2008-08-11T10:59:00.000-07:00

i feel like a bad son.on my birthday my dad gave me my present in teh restaurent and i acted all embarrassed and stuff,like as though i was irritated.well im sorry DAD!<3

woke up at 6.30 in the morning to head to school to talk to the counselor.waited for 1 and a half hours only to hear"i cant help u with this,imjust a counselor"FUCK U CHING CHONG NING NONG NANG VIETNAMESE VIETCONG MOTHER FUCKER.

blaming the vietnam dude reminded me of this new movie thats coming out this wednesday in america.singapore i dunno.its action/comedy and from what i seen from critics i heard its pretty damn good

oh well im resigned to my fate that i have to rush like a mad man on first day of school.somehow i wish school would start immediately the next day when i arrived here.so that i would have so much time to think and worry.oh talking about worry.its been a week since i gymed,have i said that before?WELL IM VERY WORRIED OK.I DONT WANNA WASTE 3 MONTHS OF GYMIN IN SINGAPORE.my uncle is fuckin retarded,his telling me to wait on the gym subscription cause he can get a family plan for the kids.well everyone knows the bloody kids wont go to the gym,and ur still doing this to save u what..10 dollars a month more when ur ironically wasting more money.and im payin the gym subscription by myself,GAWD !LEAVE ME ALONE.

man thursday aka the start of school is gonna be such a hectic day for me.cause its pretty much what u experience in university life.u have to run around tryin to get registered into the class u want.blame it on me for coming on august 4th and having absolutely no idea that fall semester module registrations start on april.

gay thing now is that i have humanities and math officially registered,whereas chemistry and english is on teh waiting list.which means i have to fuckin pray that when i rush to class that day ,the instructor is symphatic enough to let me in.im studying pharmacy/biological science here.so u can say the ones on the waitin list are pretty much the most related and important courses for me.so yeah,its gonna be interesting adapting to life like this.cause the first 2 weeks of school is pretty much spent running around the school tryin to get modules that u have previously been rejected in a different time slot.

and from life experiences from my uncle(the cool and smart one),60-70%of the school population would be doing the same thing.WISH ME LUCK.or i would be spending another semester in this shit school studying ENGLISH JUST TO COMPLETE MY CREDIT UNITS.

ps:oh yeah.if my pimplemarks are just red but no longer active.does that mean its a scar,or its healing.cause its been there since hillary clinton dropped out on the election race

one good thing i experienced today?i had a super huge hotdog for only $1.50 :D.beats ikeas anyday.

and once i get my itunes and shit set up i'll start uploading pics about my miserable life here in the US.cause despite the beautiful greenery,i still hate it.

and hl played this!:D

2008-08-10T19:27:00.000-07:00

I AM VERY VERY SCARED THE PIMPLES ON MY UPPER LIP TURN TO SCARS.ANYONE GOT GOOD DERMANTOLGIST-ISH ADVICE. and since i have absolutely no brain power to think of something to blog right after a hearty dinner.i'll just paste quizes:D.

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.
What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

somehow i only think like half of it is true.

NEXT

1: If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
do well in my studies,get the degree and someone punt my ass out of america.

2: Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?
yeah,i sit down and just think about it sometimes.or when im playin with skye but i cant do that anymore

3: What's the best thing that ever happened to you?
friends and my darling little skyekins.

4: Which is more blessed? loving someone or being loved?
both actually...truly loving someone makes u happy,and being loved makes u even happier.or it makes you feel powerful:D*darth brian is speaking here*

6: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
what did archillis say.ermmm "Take it! It's yours!".no but seriously it all depends on the circumstances,in singapore it probably means u can forget it.

7: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
my uncle,and me being half the world away from cool people.

8: Is being tagged fun?
YEAH

9: How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
hopefully graduating with a phd!but i would need SKYE.and lots of changes in my studying strategy haha.

10: Who are currently most important to you?
Friends and family.

11: What kind of person do you think is the person who tagged you?
a dude who just finished playin dota.or is bored in school browsing through blogs.
or someone who just wants to say hi!

12: What have you always wanted to do but never did?
beat a guy.

13: Whats the first thing you do every morning?
stare blankly and wonder why im having morning wood when the dream i had was totally irrevelant

14: Would you give all in a relationship?
maybe.

15: If you had a chance to meet one of your idols/heroes, who would it be?
viggo mortenson

16: What type of friends do you like?
cool ones.in the heart.

17: Do you have a pet?
only the cutest one in the world

18: What type of friends do you dislike?
the ones that are not cool in the heart.

19: 1 person im tagging?
im blogging atm

guess what

2008-08-10T07:43:00.000-07:00

guess what i had for birthday dinner,IT WAS AT THE RED LOBSTER RESTAURENT.
and i got an iphone from my dad! thing is i forgot to bring my songs along with me from singapore so im prety much screwed.does anyone know any programs that can helpme out with that*cough cough*hl*cough cough*.i thing that's stuck at the back of my mind is that,is it safe to bring to school.i hope some nyeeeeeguhs dont see it and try to mug me.

and my cousin wants me to go for a total makeover hahaha,like pluck my eyebrows and stuff.oh yeah,my cousins are quite ok,its just that i would rather spend the time with u guys.and dont go smart-assing me with a remark like:we want to spend time with u SIOLZ cause thats so ozy.

and one cousin keeps talking and talking and talking all about her friends when its obvious i dont give a shit..

btw,never drink water right after ur done with listerine in the bathe,cause that made me scream.LOL.and im changing my underwear collection to boxers!although its not really in my reader's best interest to know HAHA.

shoutouts to maxe uzi wilson ben chris vincent renjin dave the gals and shipei!!

ps:i had a weird dream,about me removing the blindfold of a rat but he kept biting me.erm...what the hell does that mean.
and my dads passing me the yacht photos as well as my red lobster one's and the japan trip.will post it asap before u guys get bored of my never ending wall of texts.

alright,im waiting

2008-08-08T11:09:00.000-07:00

AHEM.guess what day is it today.AND JUST AS AN FYI ITS NOT JUST NATIONAL DAY SHAUN.*wink wink*

updated

WHOO AMERICA LOST TO SOME RUN DOWN EUROPEAN COUNTRY IN BEACH VOLLEYBALL WHAHHAHAHA.annndd i dont know why im so happy,maybe its against AMERICA WHOOOOO.one thing i noticed about american telivision is that u can publicly defame their nation's leaders.there was actually a commercial by mccain flaming obama.just imagine if that was directed again lee kuan yew in singapore.that would be instant GG.

oh yeah went to my 9 year old cousins basketball yesterday.u know the guy u all saw on the webcam( alfred,hl ozy justin and cristine),man they play like as though it was the olympics itself.the pinoy coach was practically screaming at his team for suckin and i bet half the spectators were watching so as tosee his reaction when his team loses.good stuff.

i miss home.GAWD.WTH SPENDS AN 18TH BIRTHDAY WITH FAR DISTANCE RELATIVES.

and all i have been eating lately is lobster.seriously,almost everydish has lobster and i just ate lobster noodles COOKED AT HOME.LOL.

NEED TO CHIONG GYM ARGGGGGGGGGGGH.suffering from withdrawal syndromes.

2008-08-07T22:06:00.000-07:00

today was spent doing the usual things all americans do in life,laze around and get fat.right, like as though i needed the help.AT LEAST I GOT MY WEBCAM.with an inbuilt mike too so i can dazzle everyone with my singing voice .hopefully alls set by saturday,cant wait:).

took at 2hr drive to my godma's house today,and its kinda obvious that pleasenton > stockton in living standards hands down and balls up.seriously man,i was supposed to stay in pleasenton because there was already a guest room already,but my previous visit to america during february made my god uncle change his mind cause he thinks i will be a "distraction".distraction siollls...so fuckin selfish,now i have to stay in a house with no room for my self,no privacy,and absolutely no chance to watch porn(oops?)well actually i cant blame him la,but whats ridiculous is he sayin his daughter is doing badly and he cant risk it.define doing badly;its 2-2.9 gpa right.shes having a 3.3....i guess americans must be very stupid cause 3.3 sure is fine for me lawls.

ghetto: a section of a city, esp. a thickly populated slum area, inhabited predominantly by members of an ethnic or other minority group, often as a result of social or economic restrictions, pressures, or hardships.

which reminds me,me and that cousin are now in pretty good speaking terms hahaha,i guess both of us actually grew up in a sense.thank gawd,dont wanna be making enemies in a very limited pool of friends/family..the good thing is,my godma says that if i cannot tahan the ghetto-ness and shitness of this school,next semester i can transfer my credits over and i can stay in pleasanton WHOOOO.cause honestly,when u guys say i will be able to click,its probably with those guys,not some ghetto niggars that never seen a polo t shirt in their lives before i walked past them on school campus.well maybe its not that bad,but i never seen so many mexicans and blacks in my life that i think its ghetto.

my uncle is going to singapore for some lame business trip,so i can careof some stuff to u guys if u all wanna?please tell me haha.or justin u can simply come my mums house for the stuff,as well as the mahjong table that u guys paid for.

ps: AT LEAST GIVE ME SKYE,GAWD.

listening to save tonight by eagle eyed cherry.

heres the lyrics for prison song,so weiquan can actually sing it properly.

Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Following the rights movement
You clamped on with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently
Available for all the kids
Following the rights movement
You clamped on with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently
Available for all the kids
I buy my crack, I smack my bitch
Right here in hollywood
(nearly 2 million americans are
Incarcerated in the prison system
Prison system of the us)
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
(for you and me to live in)
Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You dont even flinch
All our taxes paying for your wars
Against the new non-rich
Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You dont even flinch
All our taxes paying for your wars
Against the new non-rich
I buy my crack, I smack my bitch
Right here in hollywood
The percentage of americans in the prison system
Prison system, has doubled since 1985
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
For you and i, for you and i, for you and i.
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
For you and me
Oh baby, you and me.
All research and successful drug policy show
That treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimun sentences
All research and successful drug policy show
That treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimun sentences
Utilising drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
Drugs are now your global policy now you police the globe
I buy my crack, I smack my bitch
Right here in hollywood
Drug money is used to rig elections
And train brutal corporate sponsored dictators
Around the world
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
(for you and me to live in)
Another prison system
Another prison system
Another prison system
(for you and me to live in)
For you and i, for you and i, for you and i
For you and i
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
Theyre trying to build a prison
For you and me
Oh baby, you and me

gonna be a boring 18th birthday

2008-08-06T18:17:00.001-07:00

scored a 97 in english HAHA.AND 99 IN MATH.but i dunno how my algebra got 64?WTH I FEEL HULKED-STUPID.think it was because i forgot how to find distance between 2 points.its square root ((a-a1)square + (b-b1)square) right? and todays trip to school further cements the fact that this place is full of ghetto black people,AND EVERY ASIAN DUDE IS EITHER A NERD OR A GHETTO WANNABE GANGSTA,no decently dressed dudes like me..justin says wait for school term to start to see the main schooling population but my expectations are definitely not high anymore.gonna rush off to dinner,will update then!poof.

UPDATED:

had some dinner at a chinese restaurent where my uncle works.not bad la...but seriously cant compare to sg food.had a huge lobster but it tasted terribly bland cause it was simply steamed and served like that lol.

u know,this got me thinking,i wish i studied harder in secondary school,maybe perhaps then i would be able to convince my parents that since im doing well in singapore,why shud i travel?but maybe that would still act as a double edged sword if u know what i mean.all i know theres no turning back now,cause if i end up going home like erwin mt,it just means i wasted 2 years.so i shall WALK ON!only way to keep myself being lonely is to be busy i guess,so i shall do just that.so far its been working,but hey,school hasnt officially started yet i dunno how long i will last without you guys:(.its only my 3rd day here and im feeling lonely already.

ps:i would sacrifice any of my american cousin's lives,just to see any of you for a week in america.gawd.justin why cant u come here with me.'cause honestly i would'nt mind suffering from this torment if your studying here too.

I HAVEN GYMED IN 5 DAYS.ALL I BEEN DOING IS PUSH UPS OMG.i need to find out how to work out soon,or my 3 months of gymin will go to waste,i hope that doesnt happen.at least the only good thing about the school is that it has a decent gym,but im thinking of heading to public gyms,more facilities me thinks and a more flexible timing.

and im gonna take driving lessons SOON,so when i come back in december i would probably alreayd have my american driving license and drive y'all around singapore illegally!!thats if my parents would be willing to risk lending me their car.

listening to walk on,by u2

ps:i think my posts have become increasingly long lol.update tomorrow morning again!

biological clock is as messed up as the pimples on my face

2008-08-06T06:21:00.000-07:00

man,i slept 16 hrs,and still had huge eye bags in the end.wth is this?well this sleeping time seems to suit me fine now.i got everything planned.wake up at 5 am,chat for 2 hours,bathe and head to school.how does that sound:).

as for now,looks like i have to buy alot of stuff for school.i cant use the mont blanc laptop holder cause it looks like a man purse haha.im probably gonna buy alot of underarmour apparal,cause they have great shirts as well as awesome bags.for some reason all the bags people carry here look so terribly nerdy in singapore such as jansports but they seem to be able to pull it off.so yup its 6 am now and i got a test in 2 hrs,shud be cake haha but i really have to improve my command of the english language,its been 2 years since i actually wrote an essay and i have to go back to kicking ass in class:D.fuckin angmoh nubs,cant wait to see the look on their faces when i top the class,especially in english ahha.

melissa told me bullying is quite a serious thing here in the us?well i hope not cause my cousins say most peeps grow out of that phase in high school.anyway i have a better foothold in society here as compared to the vietcong bastards.

poof.will update again at night,YES I AM THAT DESPERATE.

o mai gawd.

2008-08-05T20:48:00.000-07:00

omfg....omfg...the place looks like a ... secondary school man.seriously.let me get some pictures going and i'll show u guys.it would look like shit in singapore but since of the climate and surroundings here i guess it looks abit more tolerable?but still it sucks bawls.its sooooooo smalllllll that ngee ann probably looks like china and delta college is singapore.

orientation was damn lame,was a international student orientation so all i saw were a bunch of weirdos from another country.only talked with one 40++ pinoy and one french cambodian?yes french cambodian i know its weird.infested with vietnam people and for some reason everytime they spoke(we had to do a self introduction) i kept reminding of the vu impersonation from rome and had to pinch myself numb to stop laughing haha.thanks rome.<3

all vietnamese,pinoy,cambodia,korea,china and india.and justin,its true man,i think everyone hates indians here lol.bunch of kiasu mother fuckers,and there was this mum tat kept following her daughter.SHE HAD A MOUSTACHE MAN ,and it was bloody obvious and she wont shave it lol.she kept asking alot of stupid questions.our student guide was some negress and her lean body had huge boobs spilling out of her spaghetti.with nips showing,trust me it was very disturbing.cause she was black.LOL.so yup..the fact of the matter is,i didnt even bother talkin to them cause 95% of em cant speak english for nuts.i simply stayed at a corner listenin to system of a down on my ipod.HAHA.funniest thing is.they came all the way here to learn english,WTH SPENDS 7K A SEMESTER TO LEARN ENGLISH.

yeah...the size proportion here really creeps me out.12 year old girls with boobs larger than connies.thats very sick to look at,even when i try not to,but hey ITS RIGHT THERE.plus there are so many fat people lol.especially latinos and blacks.its like they have some genetic mutation to have huge buttocks man.even the kids have huge asses.and their like,skinny from the top LOL.

as usual.missing everyone lots.and people!send me the yacht pictures soon:)once i get my laptop set up.and webcam with me too!i need to see some singaporean faces hahaha.

for my class semester i actually plan to get a 9-1 timing.its like 5 subjects nia?but maybe im taking more.but from what i heard from my phd-ed uncle 5 subjects is quite above average already.but hey,im not some dumb american ,i wanna finish this shit and go back home.so i'll probably talk to the student counselor tomorrow.

BTW CAN SOMEONE SEND ME CONTACT LENSES.cause u actually have to get a prescription from a doctor to even buy contacts lenses.ridiculous la.IM LEFT WITH ONE MONTH OF CONTACT LENSES.adding to this,whats more ridiculous is that school starts on august 14th.WTF AM I DOING HERE SO EARLY THEN.

listening to: die mother fucker die.hope that makes u pumped ozy.

qotd:my sis-terrrhhh is duunng .dee yeww ennn geee

2008-08-05T07:24:00.000-07:00

good god.stockton has the highest car theft rate in california,as well as having a large group of HEI REN AND BROWN REN.I AM SO DEAD.its 7.30 am in the morning,school is in 1 and a half hours.WISH ME LUCK.

btw guys my uncles comp blocked blogger and myspace so im just waitin for the wireless router to set up before i can read all ur stuff.sorry all!

oh dang lots to blog

2008-08-04T22:52:00.000-07:00

gonna start with wednesday ,keeping to my word as well as show that i remembered everything for my last week here haha.

wednesday:
went to cali fitness in the morning for gym cause some people :JUSTIN AND OZY. said that if i didnt meet them at 1pm before jamming sessions i WASNT BEING A GOOD FRIEND.GUESS WHAT HAPPENED,JUSTIN ENDED UP SIGNING UP FOR HIS DRIVING LICENSE WHILE ME AND OZY LAZED AROUND IN OURSPACE WATCHING SIMPSONS AND DOZING OFF.met lihui and her hawt friend,jane isnt it?cant remember.her boobs big sia,and ozy said that she like him before?LOL.

went to sp after that and did alot of funky shit.rome ur apologies solo is very imba bah lol.and as according to honglin,we didnt play a full song at all as usual lol.went to bukittimah market and met up with justin and yinghui after that.went to play pool after that and I 4-9-ED QUANIE.AND HE WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING IT,COLLAPSING ONTO THE FLOOR in admittance of his defeat.sore loser challenged me again and won.but hey ,i outshone u bah HAHAHAHHAHA.

ate sundaes at macdonalds after that

thursday:

gym-ed in the morning with my trainer(ngiam)and met yinghui after that i think?tbh this is the only day i cant recall what i did haha..

friday:
gymed in the morning and my trainer gave me a fitness training book as well as a sweet note along with it!thanks alot man if ur reading.im sorry i couldnt see u on sunday cause i was too damn tired,and we didnt take a picture.went to eat taihwa with justin and yinghui,bought her a hat and found out it was too big only when i met her at bugis,so we had to rush all the way back to takashimaya to return it and get a better one.ended up gettin her a baby blue lookin cap hahahahah and a hairband for myself .

sat:
me and my dad picked up yh and justin and checked in the yacht after that!well im not gonna blog much about this.let the pictures do the talkin once i get them yeah?cause words cant describe the amount of fun i had hahahahaha.although unfortunately we didnt take any pictures of drunken quan and the nice drinking moments we had on top of the yacht.stupid fuckin justin too lazy to take ur camera right.btw thanks han for cabbing and payin so much for it just to come see me.!and for the chocolates too i dont even feel like opening it cause it looks too nice haha.

sunday:
went back home,did last minute packing and played with skye:(.i will miss him so much laaaa took some pictures and videos cause unfortunately thats all i get to have of him for a few years.dont die on me ok skyekins.i still feel i didnt play with him enough on sunday .went to meet may and philana at plaza sing and they gave me a cool super beng shirt LOL.it isnt really my type but i promise i will wear it anyway.watched the mummy with nat nicky quan hl jang and her bf yh and justin and guess what it was a total piece of shit.1 star over 5 bah seriously.terribly cheesy lines and fuckin lame plot.how can michelle yeoh cast a spell in sanskrit and curse the emperor and then speaking english to summon an undead army.doesnt make sense does it..

went to airport after that and talked and talked at the sakae tepenyaki dining room.luckily for us it wasnt locked and we had bean bags to lie on as well as free drinks haha.fabian came by but he ended up headin to the hospital cause he vomited blood...and thanks for cryin justin,it makes me feel very powerful when my best friend cries for me LOL.jk,love you man

when it was like 3am i kinda felt the pinch that i was really leaving: /.and sobbed like a bitch when nat started playin sweet songs thank god only 4 people were there.hours seem to pass by really quick in a blink of an eye i was already checking in my luggage as i solemnly looked on at my friends.thanks for all the gifts everyone and the free hugs all around.i'll cherish the moment forever even though it is heartwrenching whenever the scene comes up in my mind from time to time.yinghui dont miss me too much ok haha!

the plane ride was terrible for me,i couldnt even control myself crying whenever i had the vague-est thought about all of you.and since my ipod was full of sad songs i had to actually put it aside cause all it would was to create a river of tears.
thanks for being the most awesome friends that anyone could ever have.when i arrived at my uncles house i couldnt help feeling like shit cause this is what i left a country full of awesome friends,a cute dog and tai hwa mee pok for.

i'll miss:
:weiquans hair pulling
:pervertic and inspirational conversations with ozy either while wer talking by my swimming pool or walking to beauty world ahead of the gang.and also saying total nonsensical gibberish in each others ears in an attempt to piss people off.like quanie,which also ends up with me with a sore scalp for the day.
:annoying justin every morning or afternoon by calling him and asking how he is doing.
:making yinghui laugh indeliberately by starin at her in confined spaces.which she now is unable to stop herself from doing even in non confined spaces.remember the girl in the our space lift?u just laughed at her face LOL
:nat.u know i know la aight?
:dawn cause u will always be my piggy
:alfred hl ozy justin weiquan for all the awesome msn chats we have about a certain topic
:alfone "omg i have no money what can i do to pay you back"LOL HOPE U KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
:everyone for laughing at my jokes on msn whenever i get terribly high =).wait they werent jokes ok.
EDIT:AND ROME FOR HIS EBAUMSWORLD AND HIS TERRIBLY LOUD VOICE THAT EMBARASSES US ALL.
and everyone in general la really.i really cant type everything down cause it wont be an endless list of dedications .sorry for forgetting u shaun lol.

ps:if i turn gay or like some poser when i come back in december for holiday.slap me hard please

2008-08-01T10:00:00.000-07:00

alright.i dont haev time to blog about my last week in singapore so i rather do that when i finally have the time in america.
as for plans for the yacht:
MEETING TIME
me nat and yinghui are meetin up early at 12-1 to get things done such as checking in and stuff,and also because he and me are gonna watch a movie in the morning and yinghui is meetin me after that to get pimple cream.

as for u dudes,if u find it comfortable,u can simply come at 2-3 plus with justin whos coming at that time.OR.meet up with weiquan who will be at vivocity roughly the same time as me but has to run some errands.

FINANCIAL ENQUIRIES
its not necessary to bring alot money but please bring some at least,dont be a fucking miser.dinner is free of charge along with alchohol but other than that ur all by urself

DRESS CODE
if u wanna swim please bring some swimming attire.and try to bring and extra set of clothes to be safe,u never know when ur gonna fall into a bathtub full of water like justin.
AS FOR THE DINNER.please try to wear semi formal/formal .it would be very much appreciated,because i would want to take pictures with y'all.and i dont wanna be taking pics with peeps wearing clothes they dorn to sleep in.so do it for me ,thats the least u can do.HAHA.

ITS AN OVERNIGHT THING.anddddd it ends at 12pm on the morrow.if u cant stay,at least stay for dinner and take a couple of pictures.and celebrate the birthdays first.thats about it guys.see you tomorrow.

ps:fuckin hell i got pimple outbreak ,WTF IS THIS LUCK.HL DO UR JOB AND PHOTOSHOP FOR ME KTHKSBYE

2008-07-29T04:49:00.000-07:00

hrmmm met someone special on monday morning,and ended up gyming terribly late at 4pm.but im very satisfied !finally did resistence training the super hiong way and i could barely do half my bench press weight because i worked my triceps too hard?wth?and did slow and concentrated bicep curls.funniest thing was,my chest was hurtin like crap when i didnt even do any chest exercises.guess biceps curls are good for chest?:O.still have to work on shoulders back and abs though.hopin i can hit the gym 5 times a week in america.gotta tone the body up bah!terrible mistake on not concentrating on shoulders cause they look awfully scrawny.

wentwith quanie and rome to eat taihwa after that.they said 5 bucks was too much but hey,its fuckin quality food lor.

crashed yinghuis business communication course(they give u a topic,u talk about it) god damn i should have joined tourism and resort management man,making speeches and talks is so my kinda thing.all the ideas just come rushing through my mind.funniest thing is that all of the students dont even know the bare basics of giving a 3 min speech.none of them even took 2 stands in their topics.wtfz?ask yinghui,im the bomb:D.

went to visit my poly friends today!
wanted to give them some presents but the girls left already so i guess i'll toss it to them tomorrow when everyones there.was planning to gym with chris they all but we ended up battlefielding at the alumni.as usual i was the highest fragger,killin uzi like 6-7 times in a row whenever he spawned which was hilarious.cant wait for tomorrow!

6 days left man.good god.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work-thomas edison

2008-07-27T18:40:00.000-07:00

im back from japan wooot!

1st day:
woke up at 4.30 in the morning to pick up some business client's and headed to the airport.man this indonesian chinese girl was pretty as hell and shes 37,kinda roughly guessed her age by asking which year did she finish high school.IM TOO SHREWD BAH.too bad shes married and has 2 kids already.the plane flight was fuckin lame man,kept going to the restroom and emo over how many pimples i had on my face,so i ended up not lookin at the mirror whenever i enter.there was this indian dude who was sitting behind me who actually got drunk on the flight.justin's right man,all indians are fuckin cheap,he kept asking for beer and sake and eventually ended up lying down like a bangla.

when we arrived we took another 4 hr trip to nagaoka from narita airport (tokyo),and reached at like 9pm just nice for dinner.btw,have u ever watched japan hour on channel news asia,where u see the lucky bastard of the day eating all the good food and smiling to him/herself.they weren't faking it man,the food actually made me smile to myself when i tasted it,the difference in standard and freshness is limitless bah.

2nd day:

went to some business meeting with japanese bastards.only good thing about that place is that u get treated like a god.whenever u enter the main entrance lobby about 15 people bow to u as though ur emperor hirohito himself man.and there was this chick,who was like....a living replica of chae yong?(spelling)...perfect brown curly hair and SHE HAD HUGE BOOBIES LA.plus its friggin awesome when u see 50-60 yr olds bowing to you.makes me proud like a god =).
my dad...is teh scariest dad u want to be with when his in party mode.we went to a ktv lounge and he was like....hugging girls and dancing with them and stuff.like jesus christ,IN FRONT OF ME.not dry humping kinda dancing,just the normal stuff old men do but STILL ,its my dad for christ sake .ITS SO WRONG.oh well,maybe its because the ktv owner is some girl my dad is friends with.
coolest thing is that , this place was near the red light district so pimps were like calling out to me with words like kimochi and good good!good girl!

the last 2 days were mainly shopping,went to ginza and bought a seiko watch and 2 lacoste shirts .expensive would be hardly the word to describe the place bah.a normal jackat,costs 500 dollars.a fuckin jackat man.what the hell.its like,u can buy 2 pairs of pearl earrings for that price man wth.

things i learnt from this trip:
1)japanese porn is the sickest shit ever.they have different genres of sadochism.bondage and whipping,ear fucking,armpit licking,back licking,and lots of food and syrup poured all over the girl.its like,the dude was eatin THE CONTENTS OF A FRUIT BOWL ON THE GIRLS TITTIES MAN.
2)japanese girls are friggin hawt ,its not that their drop dead gorgeous types,but they know how to dress and how to present themselves.cant say the same for singaporean girls ,seeing a butch or an ahlian just makes me want to killmyself.i dont even have to TRY to find pretty girls like in singapore.i walk past a street and i see one.unfortunately all the hawt girls have sugar daddys,go figure.
3)japanese's penis is damn black,cause i peeked at one in the toilet and it was as dark as midnight,with a cherry at the tip.

eh does anyone realise xia xue is damn fuckin ugly,or am i just taking too long to catch up with the times.

was justins bday yesterday and i went to sji to see him and the rest of the team get their asses handed to them on a silver plate.lost 4-0 LOL.i thought the match was kinda rough but the peeps say this is already very fair already,i guess the really rough ones involve stabbing and brassknuckle fistin perhaps?tbh i think everyone shud bring a brass knuckle,a toothbrace and a helmet the next time y'all ever go for a serious soccer match.and me and honglin when nitjitsu-ing around the school and preyed on a certain classroom.drew penises on peoples worksheets and changed a few words on people's book titles.it would be way funnier if u realise what the book was about.and the irony that comes with it.hl post the pics on ur blog please thanks.

went to newyorknewyork to eat which was pretty coo.and went home after that!

does anyone know how i can thicken my hair.cause i looki like im balding whenever i put clay:(.

ps:O'HANA.

2008-07-22T07:43:00.000-07:00

yesterday:

went to watch batman again lol,with justin ozy hl and yinghui.damn it,that made it 3 times already.but i have to admit it was pretty fun la hahaha.divertin to another topic,justin is pretty much the worse person u want to be with when his in a "i want to fuck around with my friends"mood.especially when he was talking about mother's breast milk and peeking up women's skirts in the bus and westmall respectfully.THE BUS WAS DAMN CROWDED MAN,FUCKIN PAISEH.

today:

whoa today was pretty fucked up,not for me but for the rest of the dudes,i just shared the anger and distaste for np losers for the fun of it.went to see teh guys participate in the futsal tournament and they owned,literally owned their asses upside down inside out and avadevine anally.2-1,4-0,7-0.that was the score man,and justin even did some weird scissors kick which was damn chio.BUT GUESS WHAT,SOME PEEPS DONT LIKE IT TAKING IT TOO HARD IN THE POOPER.they actually went to lodge a complaint that weiquan wasnt a NP student and that we shud be dq-ed cause it was against the rules.seriously weiquan played half a game,it was the 2-1 match and the other matches were just the np team whooping major ass on the opposition.it was ironic that went justin went around explaining the situation to the other teams,the only team that let them not be DQ-ED was the one where we won by a slim margin.gayest thing was the snitch was justins friend,school team goalkeeper.

seriously man wtf,what a bunch of sore losers,i guess you all shouldnt have scored so many goals and so magnificently lol.cheers to ozy and justin bah.the team they beat 7-0 even called us losers,wth pretty ironic wasnt it.u could actually feel the atmosphere bah,very tense thats fo sho.karma got them though,while they were playin the semifinals the lights went out and they had to cancel the tournament Lol.
me yinghui alfred rome and the subs probably aggrevated the opposition and the people who complained more ,cause we were pretty much the loudest groupies there hahahahha.even sayin we shud ahve 10-0 la infront of the opponents.
yinghui was damn brave haha saying "sucker"in front of terence,fuckin nerd virgin for life.

btw mad props to bae.the most kp soccer player in da worldz.although we groupies were taunting the opposition in a subtle kinda way.:D..

ps:haven work on stomach yet la,have to do it in japan i guess.probably can get six pack by 2-3weeks bah.

2008-07-20T02:24:00.000-07:00

on friday had some lame impromptu mahjong session,i already said i wanted to follow justin to rp?i wont be making comprimises in the future.had dinner after that and went to ozy's house for lotr trilogy marathon,it didnt work out lol.i lasted till half of the first disc of the two towers.oh yeah,yuexin was hella funny towards rome that day.had me laughing real good

watched batman again yesterday with my cousins.i think it was not bad watching it twice,u kinda understand parts more.and im watching it again on tuesday omfg.........guess i can look for weird people?the cinema i was in was jammedpacked and i was fuckin pissed at this indian family behind us cause some shiva praying bitch was chanting "two face two face two face" whenever harvey dent came up on screen.had her shut up when i blatently said she was fuckin annoying to my cousin and she heard it.im just gonna watch midnight shows in the future.

10days++ to AMERICA HOME OF MY AMERICAN COUSINS WHOO WHOO I CANT WAIT .obvious sarcasm.heading to japan on wednesday,gonna stuff myself full of sashimi and high gadget shit,since thats the only thing japanese people are worth for contributing in this earth.fuckin hate japanese/nippons now,after readin world war 2 books and being an animal lover.fuckin whaling bastards .

ps:and yes i still think chin hong is a ballless molester.useless dyke.AND I DONT FEEL LIKE PAYING MY DEBTS